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rainbowsandcookies

1. rainbowsandcookies
   posted a quote
   October 5, 2013 4:38pm UTC
   farting so bad that you can't sit in the same room and you're away from the computer and your whole life is destroyed because of releasing methane gas from your poopy hole
   
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2. rainbowsandcookies
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   October 4, 2013 11:03am UTC
   *cute guy brushes my shoulder in corridors*
   me:
   *puts plastic bag on arm and showers*
   
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3. rainbowsandcookies
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   September 30, 2013 12:58pm UTC
   it’s weird
   how people tell you that everyone is equal no matter what but they don't even consider Pluto a planet anymore because of its size, is that equality?
   
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4. rainbowsandcookies
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   September 29, 2013 12:50am UTC
   you can get the girl out of the Hunger Games, but you can't get the Hunger Games out of the girl.
   
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5. rainbowsandcookies
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   August 9, 2013 7:04pm UTC
   friend: Why do girls want thigh gap?
   me: so their boyfriends can put their d''cks in without opening their legs
   
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6. rainbowsandcookies
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   August 6, 2013 6:32am UTC
   mom: are you coming downstairs?
   me: *adopts simon cowell's voice* it's a no from me
   
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