*in supermarket*
Me: *sees really cute guy*
Cute guy: *looks over at me*
Me: *is holding piles of pizzas and chips*
Me: what do I do
Me: omg someone help
Me: but I'm waiting for my brother
Me: *tries to walk away quickly*
Me: *nearly falls*
*later, still in supermarket*
Me: *paying for stuff*
Cute guy: *is staring at me*
Me: omg could you look any more perfect?
Me: wait a second
Me: I AM NEVER GOING TO SEE THIS GUY EVER AGAIN
Cute guy's girlfriend: *grabs his hand and pulls him over to a different aisle*
Me: NOOOOOO WAIT
Brother: *pulls me out of supermarket*
Me: NOOOOOOOOO