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1. SANDD*
   posted a quote
   December 10, 2013 12:43pm UTC
   ABRACADABRA!
   N o p e y o u ' r e s t i l l a b i t c h
   
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2. HalleBerryHallelujah
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2013 4:35pm UTC
   whatever you do in life, always give 100%
   Unless you're donating blood.
   
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3. HalleBerryHallelujah
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   June 28, 2013 11:05pm UTC
   my phone falls
   I panic.
   my friend falls
   I laugh.
   
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4. im_just_me
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2013 4:53pm UTC
   my grandmom can't cook and never does , and my dad is good at cooking so usually he cooks dinner like today.
   I hear this:
   Grandmom : How'd you learn to cook so good ?! must be from me hahaha.
   My dad : No . Starvation
   
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5. im_just_me
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2013 7:13pm UTC
   Here's a little advice:
   1) Don't talk to me when I'm in a bad mood .
   2) Don't talk to me when I have headphones in
   3)Don't talk to me when im eating
   4) Don't talk to me when I'm trying to sleep
   5) Don't talk to me.
   ( unless i like you )
   
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6. notgivinafuuuck
   posted a quote
   February 13, 2013 4:54pm UTC
   Tomorrow's Valentines Day. ♥
   LOL SIKE.
   It's just another Thursday.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 17 points

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