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Cowfarts Quotes

  1. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    My science teacher: Cows
    produce methane when they fart.
    Kid: Do humans?
    Teacher: It's typically only
    grass-eating animals...
    Kid: Ohh, so vegetarians do.
    YES, BECAUSE VEGETARIANS
    EAT GRASS.
    *facepalm*
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

:)

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