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                   My science teacher: Cows
                   produce methane when they fart.

                   Kid: Do humans?

                   Teacher: It's typically only
                   grass-eating animals...
 

                   Kid: Ohh, so vegetarians do.


                  YES, BECAUSE VEGETARIANS
                EAT GRASS.

*facepalm*


 
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My science teacher: Cows produce methane when they fart. Kid:

6 faves · 5 comments · Feb 26, 2013 9:16pm

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vegetarians · facepalming · cowfarts · methane · funny

SpazzyNinja · 1 decade ago
lol thanks, i feel so great about my farts now :P
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Sonny84 · 1 decade ago
haha thats not awkward. :P
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SpazzyNinja · 1 decade ago
:P
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TimeWillHeal · 1 decade ago
Seems legit.
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Sonny84 · 1 decade ago
lol :) some people.. but it was actually kind of hilarious, the way he legitamently thought vegetarians farted methane
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