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  1. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2014 2:30am UTC
    ALPHABET OF ME
    [A]vailable: yup
    [B]irthday: Oct 5th
    [C]rush: Jeremy a.k.a Josh Ramsay
    [D]rink you last had: Milk
    [E]asiest person to talk to: my BFF Robyn
    [F]avorite genre of music: Pop Punk
    [G]ummy bears or gummy worms: GUMMY BEARS
    [H]ad your first kiss: Nope. Taylor Swift lied (I'm 15 and still haven't been kissed so...)
    [I]nstrument: I like to play the cello! (Really I just sing, air guitar, and drums)
    [J]uice: Grape OR Watermelon Arizona
    [K]illed someone: Not yet
    [L]ongest trip: 12 hours by plane from Chicago to Ireland
    [M]ilkshake flavor: cookies and cream
    [N]umber of siblings: 2
    [O]ne wish: Perfect grades. (& proud parents.)
    [P]erson who holds the best memories with you: Robyn :D
    [Q]uiet or loud: mostly quiet
    [R]easons to smile: Tumblr, friends, family, summer
    [S]ong: At this moment, A Little Less "Sixteen Candles", a Little More "Touch Me"- Fall Out Boy.
    [T]ime you woke up: dunno Late
    [U]mbrella: Red like the Mayday Parade man
    [V]egetable: corn
    [W]arm at the moment:somewhat not as much as I'd like to be
    [X]-rays you've had: quite a few
    [Y]our favorite animal: Elephant ♥
    [Z]odiac sign: Libra!

  2. haay* haay*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 11:11pm UTC
    Do you live in a cornfield, cause I'm stalking you

  3. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 11:25pm UTC
    How do 14-year-olds get pregnant
    I can't even get a high-five from a guy

  4. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    Why don't you tell a secret in a garden?
    Because the corn has ears and the potatoes have eyes.

  5. clearlytruthful clearlytruthful
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    Telling everyone that you smell popcorn right after you fart so that everyone wil take a big sniff
    Ya I know it's not mature but I found this on google and couldn't help but laugh
    nmq

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