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  1. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2016 8:16pm UTC

    I have wanted to kill myself a hundred times, but somehow I am still in love with life. This ridiculous weakness is perhaps one of our more stupid propensities, for is there anything more stupid than to be eager to go on carrying a burden which one would gladly throw away, to loathe one’s very being and yet to hold it fast, to fondle the snake that devours us until it has eaten our hearts away?
    —Voltaire

  2. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2014 2:25pm UTC
    You're not dead, but you're not alive, either.
    You're a ghost with a beating heart

  3. illgiveyouablackeye* illgiveyouablackeye*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2014 7:54am UTC
    S
    The truth is:
    I contradict myself.
    All. The. Time.
    And I confuse myself on what I think and what I feel and
    somedays I just get so frustrated
    because I dont understand
    who I am
    or
    what my personality is like.
    But
    then I remember:
    that's what makes me,
    ME,
    and
    I wouldn't have it
    any other way.

  4. nothing Important* nothing Important*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 6:03pm UTC
    You want it to be quite you say as you are screaming you want to be beautiful but you call yourself ugly you want to be powerful but you make yourself weak you want people to listen but you never speak

  5. teddybearhugz teddybearhugz
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 9:19am UTC
    “You say that you love the rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when it shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close the windows when it blows. This is why I'm afraid, you said that you love me too.” /////////////
    //////////////
    Format by Breeze

  6. ArizonaDupree443 ArizonaDupree443
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    I'm the BIGGEST contradiction there is...
    1. I'm scared of being lonely, but I purposely isolate myself.
    2. I hate hypocrites but I always say something and do the opposite.
    3. I always say I'm going to do something in 1 or 2 days and it always takes 1 or 2 weeks.
    4. I always tell people not to do something then do the exact same thing
    And this just a few things I notice that I do...

  7. Soup2434 Soup2434
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    Im like a hexagon
    All my hecks are gone

  8. KayleeAnn22 KayleeAnn22
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    What Type of Wittier Are You?
    Fancy Quote Maker
    [] You got a top quote within your first ten quotes on the site
    [] You have pictures up of you and/or your friends on your page
    [] The layout on your profile was made by you personally
    [x] You know how to make borders
    [x]You know how to do fades
    [] You rarely post surveys or quizzes
    [x]You have a Tumblr account you use regularly [at least once a week]
    [] You have a picture as your profile default
    [x]You use Facebook regularly
    [x] You have a friend you met from another site or know in real life who has a witty
    Total: 5
    The Popular Wittier/One With All The Top Quotes and Followers:
    [] You make fan art
    []You have a layout website or account
    [x] You have an account for either secrets or surveys or something else
    [x] You have at least 100 followers
    [] You've had more than 5 quotes on the Top Quotes list
    []You are crushing on someone and make a lot of quotes about him
    [] You have a picture on your profile of you doing something in the summer
    [] You have at least 1 witty hater
    [] You get at least 3 comments a day on your profile or usually do
    [x] You like Jersey Shore or Pretty Little Liars
    Total: 3
    The Average Wittier:
    []This is your only account
    [x] You browse the top quotes every day
    [x] Every once in a while you click 'newest' to see what's up there
    [] You have between 20-50 followers
    [] You post quotes a couple of times a week
    [x] You don't have a picture up on your profile OR your picture is of something else other than you
    [] You don't have a Tumblr
    [x] You know a minimal amount of HTML
    [x] You write a lot of quotes about things that happen in your life
    []You have 1 or 2 people who post on your comments every few days or so
    Total: 5
    Which one is most like you? Fancy quote maker/Average wittian. lol, i can not be put into one group. I can't even stereotype myself so i guess nobody can stereotype me. MWAHAHAHA lol xD

  9. abkamel* abkamel*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 10:15pm UTC
    I am the human contradiction.
    I have no self confidence,
    Yet I have a massive ego.
    I want to turn my life around,
    Yet I want to die.
    I want people to think I have no weakness,
    Yet all I want to do is cry.
    I want to be the best everything.
    But I don’t want to try.
    I want to stop hurting myself,
    But that’s all I seem to do.
    I don’t want people seeing my scars,
    Yet I want them to know I’m scared.
    When I wake up I want to be happy,
    But I don’t want to wake up anymore
    ~G.S

  10. im_just_me im_just_me
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    I don't believe in "love at first sight "
    how are you supposed to love someone you know nothing about ,
    if love isn't based on looks??

  11. TheHalfbacksGirl TheHalfbacksGirl
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    If we're all born to die and we all die to live, then what's the point of living life if it just contradicts

  12. TheHalfbacksGirl TheHalfbacksGirl
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 9:42pm UTC
    I'm the nicest b//tch you'll find.
    I'm the most under-achieving over-achiever there is.
    I'm the most responsible rebel in the world.
    I'm the stupidest nerd that can be.
    I'm the most optomistic pessimist you'll meet.
    I'm a walking contradiction;
    But I'd still rather be me than you.

  13. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    I am the human contradiction
    I have no self confidence,
    yet I have a massive ego
    I want to turn my life around,
    yet I want to die
    I want people to think I have no weakness
    yet all I want to do is cry
    I want to be the best at everything,
    yet I dont want to try
    I want to stop hurting myself
    but that's all I seem to do
    I don't want people seeing my scars
    yet I want them to know I'm scared
    When I wake up, I want to be happy,
    But I don't want to wake up anymore.
    -G.S.

  14. summergirl369 summergirl369
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 4:31am UTC
    By day, I believe.
    By night, I doubt.
    By the light, I flourish;
    By the darkness, I'm put out.
    By day, I'm full.
    But by night, I'm empty.
    By dawn, I'm pretense.
    By dusk, I'm veracity.
    By day, I dream.
    By night, I'm deluded.
    By hope, I see,
    And yet by despair, I'm blinded.

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