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vanilla_shortcake
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October 11, 2013 3:13pm UTC

The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer.

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 3:05pm UTC

The worst feeling in the world is knowing that you did the best you could
and it still wasn't good enough.
- format by Breeze

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 3:02pm UTC

stop editing your,
Picture's, what is you go missing?
How could we find you if you look like
Beyonce on facebook,
and waka flocka in person.

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 2:54pm UTC

Old people are either super nice
or the meanest people on earth
there is no inbetween.

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 2:44pm UTC

Format chickittylover
Facebook would be . .
way cooler if it was on t.v, "in other news joes
girlfriend is a cold heartless b/tch.
details at eleven . . . .

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 2:36pm UTC

At McDonalds last night this dude,
gave me the wrong flavoured mcflurry,
so i threw it back at him and yelled ,
"You McF/cked up.
format credit to: Jade672

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 2:27pm UTC

At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”

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AWittyGirl
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October 11, 2013 11:22am UTC

Someone: *Says something about MCR*
MCRmy: TOO SOON

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*wookie bear**
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 11:22pm UTC

Okay so my day today was crazy:
I was walking to dinner with my friends from dance on break,
and then we see an ambalance-police car-and a firetruck (idk, they have
to come...) and there was this guy laying down on a rock, and there was
like 200 cops around him (15...?) and then he started barfing and he
had a weird butterfly tattoo that looked...really...really fresh.
yeah and then they rushed him away,
was he drunk?
like scary drunk? idk..

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 2:22pm UTC

One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser it was last week i am seventeen years old the class was A.P. calculus

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 2:18pm UTC

Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 2:16pm UTC

one night two parents went out for dinner a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers

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kimsgrande
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 6:30pm UTC

i love every second that we spend talking
but honestly you don't even care.

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AWittyGirl
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 5:17pm UTC

I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 2:45pm UTC

My mom talked in her sleep a lot when I was in high school. I could usually hold an entire conversation with her while she was sleeping. Once I heard her mumble, “I know everything.” I told her she didn’t know algebra, and she assured me she did. So I asked, “What’s a polynomial?” And with the authority of a thousand professors, she stated, “It’s when there’s no toy in your Happy Meal.

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NessaLovesYou
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 6:39am UTC

He...
I wonder if he even...
I wonder if he even love me. I don't know, I really don't know is he playing with my feelings, or he love me but he don't want to make first step... I wanna know, why does it feel so good when I'm with him, but it is hurt so bad when I'm alone? I'm always watching his statuses, what he is doing, is he texting other girls.My friends are keep telling me that he don't deserve me, that he is ugly, that I'm everyone's crush and I can find another hotter boy.. But he, he is perfect for me. He is sarcastic, he is realistic.Heis perfect. Perfect for me. I want him to be mine. Only mine. Just mine. Mine forever. Mine forever like the stars on sky that shine forever. I heard from lot of people that he is fall in love with me. He calls other girls bithes, hoes...But he calls me smartie, sweetie etc. Sometimes,I wait for nights to text him. But hey, he will never call me or text me first.He would never admit that he loves me. Few times he asks me to get on his break, just with him. But I am to scared. Is it my fault? Is it my fault because I miss it? Will he ever try on me again? I' work hard just to make him go crazy for me. I was never carring for what boys will say about me. But with him, it is different. I watch my every word, my every move. Is it worth of it? Is it worth of his love?
-This is not a scroll box-
Please
help me. Write me your opinion. I just need someone to talk. For the first time, I don't know what I feel. I don't know how to act any more. Great thing is that nobody notice that he is my crush....
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exploration
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 10:07pm UTC

Ones dismay: Chapter one.
My eyes adjustes to the dark bedroom as I lay on my back. It's 2am and I can't sleep, all I can hear is Tracys stupid pop music pounding through the walls and into my mind. But that's not whats bugging me, I recieved a phone call from Pheonix he said that someone was coming for me today, he said not to panic he said that they would be staying with me for a while. What does he mean a person? What does he mean a while? Who was he talking about?
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I open my eyes to find the sun shining through the cracks of the blinds by my window, it's warmth burning into my skin like laser beams. I lift myself off of the bed and into my slippers, I walk down the stairs and out into the lounge room where Pheonix is sitting on the couch, flicking through the channels on the tv.
"You need to get another set top box" He says, smiling.
"Are you paying?" I asked as he stood up.
"You wish, I have someone I'd like you to meet, and since you are one of the most powerful witches of our time, I thought that you would take care of him for a while" Pheonix said, using a hand motion to call over someone from the seldom used dining room.
"I'd like you to meet Dylan, Dylan is a wizard, his family was attacked yesterday and whoever attacked his family are after him too" Pheonix patted Dylan on the back and looked at me with a careful eye.
"Nice to meet you Dylan, I'm Diana" I said extending my hand to him.
Dylan reached out and shook my hand, his hand was strong and firm, he had obviously been working out.
Thats when it happened, I saw Dylan standing against a wall, a Ravenguard standing over him, the Ravenguard lifs one hand up his claws long and red.
"NO" I scream, but they can't hear me, I try running toward them but they seem to get more distant. The Ravenguard turns and looksat me with his red eyes. He turns back to Dylan, picks him up and flys off into the night.

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*wookie bear**
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 6:37pm UTC

because we're all just
imitators.
and we're stupid.
and we're haters.
FORMAT CREDIT : _Jannette Do Not REMOVE!

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exploration
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 11:03pm UTC

Ones dismay: Blurb
My eyes flickered to his swolen and bloodied face, I couldn't tell him my vision, could I?
He looked at me with soulful eyes his brown touselled hair covering his left eye, "My dismay I don't regret, it brought me to you and to another life" As we stood underneath the bell tower he raised his hand to my jaw, lifted my head and kissed me. "I will protect you like you protected me" He said, las his breath lingered on my lips. "DYLAN NO!" I shouted, but he was gone. The Ravenguards had disappeared into the night with him.
Diana is a witch, with one touch she can see into anyones near future, theres one thing, she's fallen for the guy she has to protect with her life and he's fallen for her. With every touch the future for Dylan looks not so bright, will she stand up to protect the one she loves or will everything come crashing down?

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KassieKiss
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 9:44pm UTC

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She felt her dress brush across her legs as she swayed in the arms of an invisible man
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