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happiest*
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October 6, 2013 2:33pm UTC

*aggressively collects money in a video game*
*never buys anything with it*

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WhisperToMe
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October 6, 2013 1:04pm UTC

Im ready to die.
I cant believe this is how it ends.
But who am I to fight faith?
Tired of living,
Scared of dying,
Then I jump.

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mj25
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October 6, 2013 11:53am UTC

Nothing is more beautiful than a smile
that has stuggled through
tears.

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LookingForBrittany
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October 6, 2013 2:53am UTC

Don't Judge My Past, If You Haven't Walked My Journey..

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br0kenwings
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October 6, 2013 1:00am UTC

what you said was: "I don't respect women who don't respect themselves."
what you meant was: "I, and society as a whole, hold women up to ridiculous respectability standards directly relating to the "purity" of said women while hyperséxualizing them at the same time and, if you are a woman and don't fit my awkward monolith of criteria ,then i refuse to acknowledge your humanity."
what i heard was: "Hi, i'm a misogynist piece of shît, please punch me in my face."

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ghost town girl*
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October 6, 2013 12:01am UTC

Science Teachers: gravity pulls things downwardMe: tell that to my hair

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mtndewhm*
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October 5, 2013 10:05pm UTC

If I ever tell you that something is my favorite song don't listen to me I'm a fúcking liar I have more favorite songs than there are babies in China.

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ThatWeirdGirl*
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October 5, 2013 9:19pm UTC

Scariest 6 word story:
I like him. He likes her.
We ran out of good food.

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mtndewhm*
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October 5, 2013 4:51pm UTC

Life sucks when you genuinely fall in love with famous people.

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kaaarolcia
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October 5, 2013 4:18pm UTC

when you tell someone you have trypophobia and people assume you're a freak

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伤*
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October 5, 2013 1:56pm UTC

what i actually said: i forgot
what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life
go to prison and bring dishonor to this family, i care about nothing except
my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care

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