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ILikePotatoes
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May 29, 2013 6:21am UTC

Why you should never lose your pen:
no pen= can't do Homework
no homework= can't graduate
never graduate= no diploma
no diploma= no job
no job= no money
no money= no lover
no lover= lonely
lonely= depression
depression= death
Therefore, never lose your pen

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TellitTotheFrogs*
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February 25, 2013 6:15pm UTC

i am far more iteresting than you probably think.
as far as you know, i am a normal kid.
but what you may not know is i'm a ninja disquised as a teenager to find out if teachers really are evil mutants that eat those weird kids that just dissappear. oh, and a magician on the side of things. so yeah don't jump to conclusions about people, or i might just make sure you're next. next for what? you shall never have to know if aren't to quick to judge next time... :) just a fair warning.
mq/nmf

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Whysitgottabeme
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April 8, 2018 3:45pm UTC

"Jump", it says.
"Go on, no one is stopping you", it continues. . . .
I agreed...
No one is stopping me. . .I could do as offered right now!
I'm ready
I close my eyes, think of my runaway home, and smile.
My eyes open...and...i'm still where I hated.
"Jump", it says again.
"Jump"
"Jump"
. . .My feet arent moving, but my bones are dying.
Shaking.
Jumping themselves.
Why wont i move?
What's stopping me?
No one.
Exactly.
If I'm the one stopping myself...Doesn't that make me a no one?

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