Churros Quotes

illgiveyouablackeye*
posted a quote
May 25, 2015 11:08pm UTC

Instead of waiting for people to compliment me, I compliment myself.
Instead of waiting for someone to ask if I'm okay, I recognize my problems and start fixing them.
Instead of waiting for somebody to comfort me, I tell myself that things are going to be okay.
Instead of waiting to be rescued, I start looking for an escape.
You cant rely on others for everything.
Stop acting helpless AND RECOGNIZE HOW POWERFUL YOU ARE.
STOP WAITING AROUND AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING.
You are powerful. You are strong. You can do whatever you put your mind to.
Relying on others is not bad.
But when that's all you know how to do, it makes a pretty sucky life.

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illgiveyouablackeye*
posted a quote
May 25, 2015 10:51pm UTC

People be wanting to play this Charlie Charlie game and I'm just sitting over here like nah, brah. I don't want no demon child haunting my butt. Not today sir.

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illgiveyouablackeye*
posted a quote
September 21, 2014 9:35am UTC

My brother just told his friend
"You aren't the brightest cookie in the box."
and I'm just sitting over here,
with a stunned look on my face,
trying to decide whether to:
A.) laugh at the irony
or
B.) facepalm at the stupidity

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illgiveyouablackeye*
posted a quote
May 18, 2014 6:56pm UTC

So my moms upstairs fixing something in my grandmas bathroom and she shots to us
"Okay! I need one more screw!"
and my grandma goes
"So do I."
NO.
JUST...
UGGGH
I DIDN'T NEED TO HEAR THAT.
Excuse me while I go bang my head against a highly poisonous creature.

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illgiveyouablackeye*
posted a quote
May 17, 2014 12:55pm UTC

I spent a whole freaking 5 minutes trying to unhighlight a quote I found.
The whole 5 minutes was full of quiet cursings and glaring.
Turns out, the quote was automatically highlighted.
I'm so freaking special.

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illgiveyouablackeye*
posted a quote
April 19, 2014 9:16am UTC

You don't know what problems are
until you've finished your hot chocolate
and find a bunch of chocolatey lumps
on the bottom and you can't decide
whether you want to eat it or not.

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illgiveyouablackeye*
posted a quote
March 30, 2014 1:26am UTC

Do you guys remember
when we were kids and the
absolute worst thing
some could do to us is say
"Ooooh.... I'm telling!"
?

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illgiveyouablackeye*
posted a quote
March 30, 2014 12:27am UTC

Oh my god
there are so many
freaking awesome artists
in my art club and I'm like "Oh
fruck. Well there goes my self-esteem."
Because most of the kids in my art class are
horrible at drawing and I'm just like "HA HA Mother
Fruckers! I'm better than you guys and I'm not even trying!
Suckers!!! Ha!" And oh my gosh there's is so much professionalism...
Some one kill me right now. I don't feel like being mocked inside of there
freaking head. Yeah, I know they're mocking me with my un-experienced-ness.
Well you know what, it's not my fault so maybe I'll just go cocoon in my room or go
look at other peoples drawings and make myself feel better by comparing theres to
mine and wow I sound conceited but whatever. Don't act like it doesn't make you
feel better that someone does somthing horrible that you're awesome at. You
just get this awesome feeling of pride and wanna rub it in their face but
you're nice and just pretend to be modest while brushing off their
compliments but on the inside your ego is practically 'bout to
pop and you caught me. I'm just trying to even this out into
a pyramid. Oops well there's you explanations for why
this is long. Just a few more lines. I'd be really
surprised if you were still reading this
but congratulations if you are.
I don't know why but
whatevers...
And done.

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illgiveyouablackeye*
posted a quote
March 30, 2014 12:16am UTC

Oh, dont mind me.
I'm just using comic sans.
Don't worry.
I'm using them ironically.

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illgiveyouablackeye*
posted a quote
March 30, 2014 12:11am UTC

Oh you think I spend way to much time on the computer?
Guurlllll, stfu or gtfo cuz I'm totes off the computer most of my life like IDEK why you thought that. You totes sh- oh BRB, Ricky just tweeted something. What do you mean I don't have any friends and I'm not social enough? I beg to differ. I can have Kittalia, Melon Lord, and Inkquill332, and the rest of my followers vouch for me.

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illgiveyouablackeye*
posted a quote
March 29, 2014 11:56pm UTC

Oh, you want me to socialize?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
LOL!!
ROFL!!
LMAO!!!
ROFLMAO!
Oh..... you were serious?

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