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  1. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2015 3:58pm UTC
    What's really scary about life is that your ability to succeed revolves around your capability as a teenager. What's scarier is that how you feel as a child contributes to how you act as a teenager.

  2. yuki yuki
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    My childhood has been ruined after dawning upon this realization:
    The Hokey Pokey is an obvoius s*x song.....
    1. put your _____ in
    2. put your __________ out
    3. put your __________ in
    4 and ya shake it all about
    ....that's what it's all about...
    holy fk i didn't notice that 'till today
    MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD WAS A LIE!

  3. rachlgirl rachlgirl
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    Y O U A R E N O W A W A R E
    T H A T SANTA A N D SATAN
    H A V E A L L T H E S A M E L E T T E R S
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

  4. DeathlyHallows DeathlyHallows
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    Winnie the Pooh? Eating Disorder
    Tigger? ADHD
    Eeyore? Depression
    Piglet? Anxiety
    Rabbit? OCD
    Christopher Robin? Schizophrenia
    Who are you?

  5. QuoteMyLife QuoteMyLife
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    Dad: So when did you find out Santa Claus wasn't real?
    Me: What.
    Childhood ruined.

  6. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 2:27am UTC
    That awkward moment :
    When you realize that the magic school bus took a tour of a chickens vágina

  7. MissF2F2F2 MissF2F2F2
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    It never says
    Humpty Dumpty was and egg.

  8. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    Guy: I grew up with her...
    Me: I grew up with him.
    Guy: Do you love him?
    Me: No, I mean I grew up with 'Him.'
    Me: From Powerpuff Girls.
    Me: The cross dresser...

  9. YupThatsMe YupThatsMe
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    Did you know that Mr.Moseby was charged for manslaughter in 1993?
    Did you know the guy playing the chello in HSM was aressted for robbing a pizza place?
    #ChildHoodRuined

  10. Overcast-Kid* Overcast-Kid*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 12:04pm UTC
    Hate to tell you
    But the "Pinky promise" originated in ancient Japan,
    Ex-Pr*stitutes would chop off their pinky to show their devotion to their man.
    Sorry to ruin your childhood.

  11. crazykt01 crazykt01
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 8:14pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you realize Apple Bottom Jeans by T Pain is about a pole dancer... I knew everyword to that song when I was 8. Childhood Ruined.

  12. purple_flower purple_flower
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 10:05pm UTC
    apparently this is the real story behind the show we all know and loved as a child
    HEY ARNOLD!
    Arnold is a boy who lives in a ' fictional ' city. The city actually is New York. The poor area of New York, it's clearly visible that Arnold lives in a ghetto. He's just a poor orphan living in with his grandparents Gertie and Phil. Well, he BELIEVES he's an orphan. He actually is the child of the people he believes to be his grandparents. The grandparents are mentally unstable and told Arnold that his real parents, of normal age, died in a plane crash. That's not true at all.
    Because Gertie and Phil were old when they ' made ' Arnold, he was born with a few conditions. One of them is hydrocephalus. That the reason his head has such an odd shape. There's one type of hydrocephalus, the one Arnold suffers from, that's called the Arnold Chiari syndrome. That's the reason why the creators decided to call the boy Arnold.
    Gertie and Phil themselves are mentally unstable. This is because of their age. This is also the reason why Phil sexually abused Arnold. Phil says to Arnold that it's totally normal that a grandparent does this kind of stuff to their grandchildren.
    Arnold is being bullied for his oddly shaped head. This is where another condition Arnold has comes in. Because of Gertie's and Phil's old age, Arnold suffers from several psychological conditions. This makes him see things that aren't there. Because he's bullied a lot, he escapes to an imaginary world, with imaginary friends. That's the reason the other characters have weird shaped heads too. It makes him feel like he's normal, and no one can pick on him because of his head. This also is the reason why Arnold believes that his parents are his grandparents, and that his real parents died in a plane crash. His condition makes him believe that it is reality.
    But the reality behind the series is way worse. It is reality. It tells the story about a poor boy living in New York. It's all based on facts. When the creator got lost in New York he accidentally got in to the poor area. It was really late, so he decided to stay at a hotel. Then he came across a 9-year old boy, the child of two people who were clearly too old to have children. He saw that the boy was mentally unstable, and he believed in all the things he made up. The creator decided to talk to the boy. He felt really sorry for the boy when he discovered the boy only had imaginary friends and would die if he didn't get medical care quickly. He felt like he needed to do something. So he asked the boy if he could tell his story, and then he'd make sure that the boy's life would become better.
    But he didn't. He just used the sad story for a TV programme. He just took advantage of it. All the misery was so successful as a children's' programme. He became rich and didn't care about the poor boy suffering.
    He did not tell anyone about the way he came up with the idea for the series. He knew that if the truth would come out, it would all be done for him. No one would support a programme created by someone who became rich over the misery of someone else. The secret was well kept for so many years. But when it all came out to one of the important people from the nickelodeon found out, the show immediately got canceled.
    So, now you know it all. Where the idea came from, what it really is about and why it ended. The boy probably is dead by now, we can't help him anymore. But please, make sure no one takes advantage of someone else's misery ever again. We can help all those poor kids in ghettos, but not by making a programme about them.
    so what do you guys think ?do you think its true?

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