Chickens Quotes

chachawawabubu
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September 14, 2014 11:32am UTC

I just saw my neighbour walking her chicken
but that's considered normal in my country so...

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Morgan*
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February 22, 2014 11:19am UTC

I learned something from an ad.There are currently more chickens than people on the planet.

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Heidi*
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November 26, 2013 6:06pm UTC

I live in town.
My neighbor has ducks.
We have chickens.
Both will be on my table on Thanksgiving.
If they don't freaking shut up.

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awesomeness...*
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October 13, 2013 10:22pm UTC

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did she go to the other side? To go to the bar.
Why did she go to the bar? To go to the toilet.
Why did she go to the toilet? Because that's where all the c0cks hang out.

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imonlyhuman*
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May 25, 2013 7:28pm UTC

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be
questioned about their motives.

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Bitter_Sweet
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April 20, 2013 10:47am UTC

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

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CrazyChrista
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March 27, 2013 10:03pm UTC

♡

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strong_forever29
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February 24, 2013 7:11pm UTC

WORST JOKE OF ALL TIME!
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Friend: Why??
Me: .............
Me: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!
Me: Hfjwifhiefhsdhififihaoaodjiijfidinfs
Friend: Wow, your are so original

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Music Is My Freedom*
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February 23, 2013 6:25pm UTC

I'm not a chicken.
I don't wanna lay you.

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WickedLittleLiar24
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February 15, 2013 9:19pm UTC

Said i’d never leave her cause her hands fit like my tshirt,Tongue tied over three words, cursed.
Running over thoughts that make my feet hurt,
Bodies intertwined with her lips
Now she’s feeling so low since she went solo
Hole in the middle of my heart like a polo
And it’s no joke to me
So we can we do it all over again
If you’re pretending from the start like this,
With a tight grip, then my kiss
Can mend your broken heart
I might miss everything you said to me
And I can lend you broken parts
That might fit like this
And I will give you all my heart
So we can start it all over again

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xxbroadwaybound14xx
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February 15, 2013 4:05pm UTC

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

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xxbroadwaybound14xx
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February 15, 2013 4:02pm UTC

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

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ahill1
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February 14, 2013 12:19am UTC

Out of all the toys in the world..
People have to choose hearts to play with..

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