Chandler Quotes

Slarjot
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October 1, 2014 4:53am UTC

`could i BE anymore serious`

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Skimrande
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August 20, 2013 1:37pm UTC

“If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y'know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies! Kids won't walk past my place, they will run. 'Run away from Crazy Snake Man,' they'll shout!”

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
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August 13, 2013 3:17pm UTC

So I went to the dentist a couple weeks ago and they kept asking me to smile. The problem is that I can't exactly smile on command, so the entire time I felt like Chandler on the portrait episode of Friends.

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Infinity on high*
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July 17, 2013 4:26am UTC

Chandler: You're turning into a woman.
Joey: No I'm not.
Joey: Why would you say that?!
Joey: That's just MEAN
Chandler: Now I've upset you? What did I say?
Joey: It's not what you said, it's how you said it...
Joey: OH MY GOD
Joey: I'M A WOMAN

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pricetag911
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May 27, 2013 9:17pm UTC

*Joey drilling walls, startling Chandler*
Joey : Oh sorry, did I get yah?
Chandler : No! You didn't get me! It's an electric drill, you get me you KILL me!
- F.R.I.E.N.D.S

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Hale_Storm18
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May 9, 2013 6:17pm UTC

Joey: But it hurts my Joey's apple!
Chandler: For the last time, it's not named after the individual man.

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Breeze
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February 28, 2013 5:23am UTC

Chandler: When you flirt with a guy, you think, "I'm just flirting, no big deal." But the guy is thinking, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!"
Monica: No way!
Chandler: It's true.
Monica: Well that's pathetic!
Chandler: Again, true.

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