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shorisunbird092
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August 13, 2013 7:57am UTC
You know how sometimes, before we get jobs, things like our email and what we sign up for on the internet are checked?
Can you imagine what they would decide when they find our witty accounts?
It would either be very bad, or very good. Maybe completely neutral.

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sarahmarlowXxx
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March 30, 2013 9:20pm UTC
What if eyebrows
went all the way around our eyes

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sarahmarlowXxx
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February 23, 2013 6:20pm UTC
imagine if you went to a restaurant
and when they said "can i take your order"
you just said "no" and walked out

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