Best Calmdown Quotes Today

angela*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 12:15pm UTC

Dont make me mad then tell me to calm down,
thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.

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Breeze
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 7:33pm UTC

Dear kind stranger,
I may post a depressing song lyric but that doesn't mean I'm sad. I like to post random quotes which have nothing to do with me. I appreciate your concern but I really am okay.
Sincerely,
Me.
Format by Breeze

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Chris*
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 8:30pm UTC

Me: (;
Him: Woah, calm down.

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lithium*
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 8:36pm UTC

[posts opinion on the internet]
[other internet users inhale the air deeply] do I smell... difference in thinking?
[the ground begins to rumble as all internet users with opinions roll in from the hills, daylight is lost, destroying everything in their path. They advance on the innocent but opinionated soul, bearing truncheons and charging using bats and chrome bars. The pundit cowers in fear as he looks to the post he made earlier with haunted eyes. what has he done.]

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IfILoseMyself
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 5:22pm UTC

Me: Hi table for two?
Waiter: Okay if you and your laptop want to follow me.

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Toronto Maple Chokes*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 7:32pm UTC

i offend everyone.

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Bec*
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 2:23am UTC

Telling a girl to calm down works as well astrying to baptize a cat.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 5:51pm UTC

Telling a girl to calm down
works about as well as
trying to baptize a cat.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 10:16pm UTC

I N 2 0 Y E A R S Y O U W O N ' T R E M E M B E R
today
Y O U M I G H T R E M E M B E R C E R T A I N
memories
B U T N O T T H E F A C T T H A T Y O U
didn't
straighten your hair, or that someone didn't text you back. RELAX. It's not the end of the world.

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KawaiiOrDie
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 8:59pm UTC

I'f something
is making you upset,
as'k yourself:,
is this going to matter in ten years? if not,
dont bothermaking abig deal out of it

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 10:24am UTC

Just some advice to guys
Never tell a mad girl
To calm down

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Phishy
posted a quote
October 29, 2013 9:40pm UTC

--Rules of a Lady--
Your face is not a coloring book. Go easy on the make up or you’ll look like a clown.

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britany*
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 2:49am UTC

It doesn't matter if you are a
fan from the beginning. What matters is, if you will be a fan till the end.
format credit;; JustADream_

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Phishy
posted a quote
December 13, 2013 8:28am UTC

People are so hilariously ignorant...
It just makes me want to hug them, and calm them down
so they don't hurt themselves
☺
Format:Kat2194

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lithium*
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 2:03pm UTC

*************************************************************************************
Someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm
Unleashes a fury that not even hell can contain
*************************************************************************************

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 6:23pm UTC

~Don't mess with me, I have a blackbelt in crying~

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bluehoodiesbabe
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 12:50pm UTC

You need to calm down. It's not the end of the world.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 12:43pm UTC

Note to self
telling a woman to "calm down", stimulates hulk-like outbreaks.

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ghost town girl*
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 9:02am UTC

alot of people complain about the same people being on the top quotes all the time but yourcool amd hale_storm are awesome and really funny so idk what the prob is besides its not like its a competition

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neyloveschuuu
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 3:06pm UTC

Don't make me mad and then
tell me to calm calm down.
That's like shooting someone
and wondering why they're
bleeding.

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Best Calmdown Quotes Today