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Me: Hi table for two?
Waiter: Okay if you and your laptop want to follow me.
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Me: Hi table for two? Waiter: Okay if you and your laptop want

26 faves · Jun 15, 2013 5:22pm

IfILoseMyself

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joke · lol · omg · waiter · restaurant · calmdown · laigh · tablefortwo · laughtoutload · funny

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