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  1. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2015 11:46pm UTC
    the worst things about me (that i'm willing to admit)
    i. there's only about a 50% chance i'll do something that i agreed to do
    ii. i trivialize everything to the point that i hardly express genuine emotion and therefore seem complacent about everything
    iii. i can and will manipulate everyone into thinking that i'm the most level-headed or agreeable person in any situation
    iv. sometimes i feel like i can only feign empathy

  2. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 8:55am UTC
    How I got kicked out of Walmart :
    So yesterday I got escorted out of Walmart.
    How you ask?
    Well..... apparently it's "disrupting the customers" if I put on a poncho and whisper in random peoples ear's "Im your worst nightmare"

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