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Burritos Quotes

cocopuffs
posted a quote
April 13, 2014 3:25pm UTC
never give up on your dreams
keep sleeping.

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CharliesTheName
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September 11, 2013 5:35pm UTC
A GLIMPLSE TOWARDS THE FUTURE
My son: Dad? Where's my college fund?
Me: Sorry, son. I spent it all on burritos.

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noseogefil
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 12:57pm UTC
I made this quote recently:
Distriburritor:
One who distributes burritos.
grooveshark
Today I saw it again, and clicked on it.
It led me to a youtube video of a squirrel obstacle course.

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noseogefil
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February 28, 2013 4:11pm UTC
Distriburritor:
One who distributes burritos.
grooveshark

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