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  1. GastlyHorror GastlyHorror
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2015 11:14pm UTC
    Loving is hard, true love is elusive. Life is harsh, truly living is a choice.

  2. zimchim* zimchim*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2014 5:33pm UTC
    He held her hand tightly in his, running is fingers across her knuckles. On her right finger, he noticed a small bump.
    "You should hold you pencil properly," he said thumbing at the bump.
    "Hm?"
    "Your hand," it'd just barely begun to blossom, pink like a rose, "you have a writer's bump."
    She pulled her hand away, and his fingers fell cold, "It's none of your concern."
    But it was, it really was.

  3. madeleinebabeee madeleinebabeee
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 5:05am UTC
    My baby bump begins to show i'm scared :c

  4. okay* okay*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

  5. уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ* уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    So basically
    Last night, or this morning
    at around 00:30
    I was in that half asleep - half awake state
    And I sat up to take of my hoodie cause I was warm
    And I made a move to flop back down onto my pillow
    But I missed the pilow by about 2 inches
    And banged my head against my side table
    And there's a lump there
    And it still hurts

  6. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    Pssh, no i wasn't sticking
    my middle finger up at you.
    I was simply going for
    A fist bump....
    Unicorn style. ♥

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    why won't you
    bump into me on the street
    and ask for my number
    and take me out for coffee
    and fall in love with me .
    What am i doing wrong?

  8. HannahLovesYou123 HannahLovesYou123
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    Me: *bumps foot onto table*
    Me: I'VE BEEN SHOT TELL MY MOTHER THAT I LOVE HER

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