Blackfriday Quotes

help_me_im_drowning
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February 3, 2014 9:29pm UTC

Confession 23
I had a panic attack in Wal-mart from seeing my dad.
It was black friday, and I hadn't seen in him 3 years.
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just another asian*
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December 2, 2013 8:32pm UTC

While I was at the mall during Black Friday Weekend (yes it was terrifyingly crowded):
Me: *stands around bored* MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, are you done yet????????
Mom: No, now try out this, this, this, and this.
Me: Bu-
Mom: No buts, try them on.
Me: *tries on clothes and steps out*
Me: *notices mom is missing* D:
Me: *Wanders around looking for mom after wearing regular clothes again*
Me: *sees a bunch of guys loitering near racks at entrance of store*
Bunch of guys: *looks around suspiciously before grabbing armfuls of clothes and running*
Bunch of guys: *Doesn't notice the string attaching clothes to rack and end up tripping and dropping everything* D:!!!!
Bunch of guys: *runs away*
Everyone in store: *didn't even notice*
Me:.....what just happened?????

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Cameron*
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November 30, 2013 5:36pm UTC

I got my first band tee yesterday at Hot Topic! :)
And, no, it's not a One Direction one.
It's a Paramore one with Jeremy Davis, Taylor York, and Hayley Williams! :D
Though, I can't sing most of the lyrics that aren't part of the chorus by memory yet, I still really do love all their songs!

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capsized*
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November 29, 2013 10:35pm UTC

black friday is the closest America will ever come to the purge.

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therecklessandthebrave
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November 29, 2013 9:59pm UTC

black friday is just a moshpit for moms.

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Muffin1811
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November 29, 2013 8:32am UTC

Black Friday is the Huger Games of America.

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lynzee
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November 28, 2013 9:32pm UTC

Black Friday:America's version of the hunger games.

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westoodtogether
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November 28, 2013 5:16pm UTC

If I see one picture on Black Friday of someone standing with a Hollister model in the mall,
I'm throwing my computer out the window
moving to Prague
changing my name
and opening a pet store.

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*~Andria~*
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November 24, 2013 12:18pm UTC

Black Friday:
Because only in America
people trample each other
for sales exactly one day
after being thankful for
what they already have.

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