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Best Bieber Quotes This Year

  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 2:00pm UTC
    Justin Bieber threatened a photographer, had his monkey seized, illegally
    drew a tattoo saying "swaggy" alongside a mouse, and wrote "Hopefull she would have been a belieber" in a guestbook dedicated to Anne Frank. This is the most interesting downward spiral I've ever seen.

  2. beautifulhomicide beautifulhomicide
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 5:06pm UTC
    "Hi, I'm Ronan!"
    "I'm Talia, where am I?"
    "You're in heaven, you're going to like it a lot here."
    "I'm a little scared"
    "Don't be. Everything's okay here. No more cancer, disease, anything bad, You should come meet my friends Cory and Avalanna. Cory just got here too! I think you'll be good friends."

  3. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 12:29pm UTC
    format by ethanol~
    format by ethanol~
    Justin Bieber : *murders someone*
    Fans: Stop judging him. He is only 19 he is allowed to make mistakes

  4. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 6:33pm UTC
    You can't hate on Justin Beiber when he is more successful that you are!
    Well yeah, H!tler was quiet successful too...
    So I guess we can't hate on him either.

  5. gurlygirl217 gurlygirl217
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A
    single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
    Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."
    The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try
    to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm
    sure we'll be able to work something out."
    The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that
    the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
    Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her
    public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14".
    With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically,
    the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "F*** You!"
    Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir,
    you'll have to get in line for that, too."
    I thought this was funny. Enjoy!
    =)

  6. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    I have lost all respect for Justin Bieber
    1. Spitting on your fans:
    Their the ones who keep you on top. Plus, spitting on the fans from your OWN country. That's
    really low.
    2. Peeing in janitor's bucket:
    Sorry he didn't have the talent or even the chance to be on top like you and has to live as a janitor.
    He should still have some respect though, cleaning after your mess. Let him do his job.
    3. Stopping on the middle of the road just because a car is following you:
    You should respect the road. You're a human being and if you have a problem, there is still something
    called, ''the police.''
    I lost faith in humanity.

  7. IgotSwag11 IgotSwag11
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 9:24am UTC
    Justin Bieber
    only writes about swag and fondue huh?
    How about Pray?
    It's about children starving and how he wants to help
    How about Nothing Like Us?
    It's about him and Selena and how he's heartbroken
    How about Be Alright?
    It's about how everything will be alright
    How about Yellow Raincoat
    It's about faking a smile everyday to hide the pain ♥

  8. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    Friend: One Direction Infection? Bieber Fever? What's next? The Chris Brown Beatdown?

  9. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 2:54am UTC
    Person: Are you a Justin Bieber Fan?
    Me: No thank you. I don't want to be blessed by his spit.

  10. wherewouldibe wherewouldibe
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    If it's meant to be, it will be.

  11. mygem100 mygem100
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    everytime you think your life sucks
    just image a tree that took 20 years
    to grow to end up being a justin
    bieber notebook
    nmq

  12. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 1:35pm UTC
    every time you think your life is crap just imagine a tree that took 20 years to grow to end up being a Justin Bieber notebook

  13. IgotSwag11 IgotSwag11
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 11:47am UTC
    There's nothing like us?
    |||||||||||||||||| NOTING LIKE YOU AND ME
    nmf

  14. Ray_Ban_Diva Ray_Ban_Diva
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 11:59am UTC
    Love= a form of amnesia when a girl forgets there are 1,2 billion other boys in the world.

  15. CoolStoryBro1023 CoolStoryBro1023
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    THEM: "OMG, I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER!"
    Me: Well, I love McDonalds but you don't see me making an account pretending to be a chicken nugget do you.

  16. Katherine * Katherine *
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 9:11am UTC
    If I could just
    die in your arms, I wouldn't mind
    'cause everytime you touch me I just
    die in your arms...

  17. HarleyDavidsonGirl HarleyDavidsonGirl
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    I am listing to justin bieber everyone comment if yo hate him fav if you love or like him

  18. catchtheshadows catchtheshadows
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 3:55am UTC
    Idk why justin biebers ego is so big like does he not realize that 99% of his fan base is 9-14 years old

  19. mangotangochick mangotangochick
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 6:10pm UTC
    Friend: OMG there's a waffle shop down the road. It's amazing. They do every flavour.
    Me: Do they do Jerry flavour?

  20. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    When those celebrities say that being famous is hard,
    I feel like f.ucking jabbing a stick down their throat.

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