Best Bands Quotes This Week

MissTomlinson
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 5:11pm UTC

Niall Horan: I hate it when girls act stupid because they think it's cute. Intelligence is attractive.
Me: One particle of unobtanium has a nuclear reaction with a flux capacitor, carry the two, change it's atomic isotope into a raioactive spider. follow for a follow.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 4:29pm UTC

Locations of favorite band's concert
2% Near you
98% Narnia or some place unknown to the rest of the world.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 6:18pm UTC

Whenever I like a singer or a band before they get popular
I always take a little credit for their success because I was an original fan.

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 6:37pm UTC

*20 Years From Now*
Daughter: Hey, mom, I like this band-
Me: Omg, I'm so sorry.
Daughter: Sorry?
Me: I'll call the teachers.
Daughter: Why are y-
Me: To let them know your grades will be dropping
Daughter: Why will-
Me: I'm afraid it's al down hill from here.
Daughter: What are you talking ab-
Me: You might as well say goodbye to your friends.
Daughter: But I-
Me: Want me to help you with your blog?
Daughter: I don't have a-
Me: You will.
Daughter: But-
Me: Shh. It's already done. There's no turning back.
Follow for a follow. :)

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 3:15pm UTC

When an ad starts playing music
in one of my browser tabs...
Me: I will find you.
Me: And I will kill you.

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carson5482
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 4:40pm UTC

Me: Does anyone want to go to a concert with me?
Real life friends:
Me:
Real life friends:
Internet friends: YES OKAY I'LL BOOK A FLIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THEM DOWN AFTER THE SHOW AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH THEM.

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 7:07pm UTC

follow for a follow
Don't cha wish your boyfriend was
an internationally famous band
member that you've never met
and is totally out of your league
and doesn't even live in your
country and is not aware of your
existance at all
like mine?

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capsized*
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 2:58pm UTC

Band Member: Hi there!
Crowd: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Band Member: How are you guys?
Crowd: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Band Member: Good!

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carson5482
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 9:12pm UTC

Friend: My ovaries are killing me.
Me: Woman problems or fangirl problems?

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 8:05pm UTC

My neighbors listen to some excellent music
whether they like it or not.

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 6:14pm UTC

If Liam wasn't sent home the first time...
If Zayn gave up at boot camp...
If Niall had gotten a "no" from Katy Perry...
If Harry decided to wait a year...
If Louis was too scared to be rejected...
There would be no One Direction.
Scary thought. We are so lucky.
Follow for a follow.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 5:22pm UTC

Call me anything you want.
emo
crazy
weird
freak
loud
dumb
stupid
creepy
idiotic
moronic
annoying
I don't care.
But don't you dare
call me 'just another fan'

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LaylaTheAwesome
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 3:34pm UTC

The 3 types of fangirls
The crazy one : "Guys I found Kellin's address, lets go!"
The emotional one : "Omg I'm so proud of you, I love you so much."
The perverted one : "Mmm Andy those pants are so tight take them off already.."

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 10:21pm UTC

Imagine if school was like this:
English: Writing biographies about the band.
Math: How to multiply band members.
Science: How to clone band members.
Gym: How to get to the barrier at concerts.
Art: How to make fan art and signs for concerts.
Geography: How to find band members' houses.
History: About the band members' past years.

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carson5482
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 1:18pm UTC

I wasn't going to buy Thrift Shop on iTunes,
but sh/t, it was 99 cents.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 4:59pm UTC

What if every band had the word gays in it?
Sleeping with gays, Green gays, All Time gays, One Direction, Forever the gays, My gay Romance...

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 2:16pm UTC

♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪
In a world like this,
you need headphones.
♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪

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notgivinafuuuck
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 2:49pm UTC

Dad: What are you listening to? It's very loud.
Me: Asking Alexandria.
Dad: Asking Alexandria what?
Dad: What you're listening to?
Dad: How would she know?
Me: No, Dad. It's a band.
Dad: That's a very unusual name.
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Justin Bieber:
Kellin Quinn:
One Direction:
Drake:
Lil Wayne:
Obama:
My cat:
Dad: So, did she answer them?
Dad: Since they're asking her?
Dad: Wait, what are they asking her?
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad: I'm confused.....
Me: No, you're retarded.
Dad:

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Cammie
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 5:43pm UTC

Sometimes the people who are thousand of miles away from you
can make you feel better than the ones right beside you.

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 4:41pm UTC

I wish I could type my mood into my ipod
and it would make a playlist for me.
♥

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