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Best Bai Quotes This Month

brokenlungs
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 11:34am UTC
Me: Table for two please.
Waiter: alright if you and your laptop could follow me

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Loki*
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May 21, 2014 5:29pm UTC
I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad, these dreams in which im dying are the best I've ever had.

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Christa133
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 10:46pm UTC
I hate when people continously say, "oh." To me
There are 24 more letters you could choose from

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