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Best Aweh Quotes This Week

  1. captainsassy captainsassy
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    MY BEST FRIEND COMING OUT TO HER 89 YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER
    Friend: Grandmother I need to talk to you
    Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
    Friend: No, no. Grandma I'm gay.
    Grandma: What?
    Friend: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
    Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime somebody needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend? When is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

  2. ElmosWhoree* ElmosWhoree*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2014 8:35pm UTC
    "We even finish each others ..."
    "....Sandwiches".
    "That's what I was going to say."
    <3

  3. ElmosWhoree* ElmosWhoree*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 1:27am UTC
    & it was the moon that gave
    her hope, and the sound
    of his heart that played
    on through her soul.

  4. ElmosWhoree* ElmosWhoree*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2014 9:10pm UTC
    Hand written soppy sappy love letters are the best.

  5. ElmosWhoree* ElmosWhoree*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2014 5:16pm UTC
    I'd sell my soul just to see your face,
    and I'd break my bones just to heal your pain.
    In these times I need a saving grace,
    but time is running out,
    and I'm starting to lose my faith.
    (Florida Georgia Line♥)

  6. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    I got my first goodnight text last night.
    God, it was so cute and what he said was precious, I wanted to cry, aweh:')
    We aren't even dating but he makes me feel so special.
    If you are trying to get a girl, take hints;)

  7. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 7:38pm UTC
    ME: I was going to talk to you today but you ran away because you hate me.
    HIM: Noo! I don't hate you! I love you!!
    ME: No you don't; prove it.
    HIM: Okay, I am going to shout it to the world. Ready?
    ME: ...
    HIM: *whispers in my ear* I love you
    Me: That's not the whole world, silly!
    HIM: You are my world

  8. MelissaaAnnee.* MelissaaAnnee.*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2014 1:44am UTC
    The ♥rain♥ on my window,Being mixed with my ♪music♪,Is going to make me fall,Not only ♥In Love♥,butFast ♪Fast Asleep♪Too.

:)

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