captainsassy posted a quote
June 3, 2013 3:44pm UTC
MY BEST FRIEND COMING OUT TO HER 89 YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER Friend: Grandmother I need to talk to you Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick? Friend: No, no. Grandma I'm gay. Grandma: What? Friend: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now. Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime somebody needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend? When is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
ElmosWhoree* posted a quote
August 19, 2014 5:16pm UTC
I'd sell my soul just to see your face, and I'd break my bones just to heal your pain. In these times I need a saving grace, but time is running out, and I'm starting to lose my faith. (Florida Georgia Line♥)
I got my first goodnight text last night. God, it was so cute and what he said was precious, I wanted to cry, aweh:') We aren't even dating but he makes me feel so special. If you are trying to get a girl, take hints;)
ME: I was going to talk to you today but you ran away because you hate me. HIM: Noo! I don't hate you! I love you!! ME: No you don't; prove it. HIM: Okay, I am going to shout it to the world. Ready? ME: ... HIM: *whispers in my ear* I love you Me: That's not the whole world, silly! HIM: You are my world