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MY BEST FRIEND COMING OUT TO HER 89 YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER

Friend: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
Friend: No, no. Grandma I'm gay.
Grandma: What?
Friend: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime somebody needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend? When is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

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