Atheist Quotes

Repair Boy 🔥*
posted a quote
September 26, 2014 10:11pm UTC

It's a strange myth that atheists have nothing to live for.
It's the opposite.
We have nothing to die for.
We have everything to live for
~Ricky Gervais

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Repair Boy 🔥*
posted a quote
September 26, 2014 10:08pm UTC

Praying is hilarious
Surely he knows what you want already?
I just want to hear you say it! Beg!
thats better,
I'll think about it.
~Ricky Gervais

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Repair Boy 🔥*
posted a quote
September 26, 2014 9:51pm UTC

The next person to ask if I worship Satan because I say im an atheist
I'll pull their weave out.

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zombies.are.kwl *
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 7:21am UTC

show me your face
show me a reason to think
my soul can't be saved
if I sell you my sins
i'm going blind
but one things clear
death is the only
salvation for me

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 3:01pm UTC

I tried talking to Jesus
but he just put me on hold,
said he's been swamped by calls this week
and he could not shake his cold.

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We_Are_Legion
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 9:00pm UTC

And the world clashed as one while God was no where to be found.

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jelly21
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 6:49pm UTC

i told my best friend i was Atheist.
she says it doesnt bother her
then why's she acting so weird
i don't know what to do.
would she really stop being my friend over beliefs?

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The_Sky_Is_Falling*
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 10:53pm UTC

It's quite funny how people
can hate a specific group
all because there's some
that take it too far. Like,
you hate Christians? Cool,
you're a d.ick for judging a
whole religion based on the
extremists. Every group has
people that take it a step too far
(extremeists) - including atheists,
so stop being an ignorant little f.uck.

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satakochan
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 7:36pm UTC

Why do people feel they have to defend an all powerful God? If he's upset I'm sure he'll show up one
day and deal with it all by himself.
-Ricky Gervais

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satakochan
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 7:33pm UTC

I'm an atheist. I don't believe in about 2,700 gods. Christians don't believe in 2,699. So they're nearly
as atheistic as me
-Ricky Gervais

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satakochan
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 7:31pm UTC

"Why don't you pray just in case there is a god?"
For the same reason you don't cover your doorways in garlic just in case there are vampires.
-Ricky Gervais

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satakochan
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 7:28pm UTC

Remember, Your God is real. All those other Gods are ridiculous, made-up nonsense. But not yours.
Your God is real. Whichever one that is.
-Ricky Gervais

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satakochan
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 7:25pm UTC

"It annoys me that the burden of proof is on us. It should be: "You came up with the idea. Why do you believe it?
I could tell you I've got superpowers. But I can't go up saying 'prove I can't fly' They'd go, what do you mean 'Prove you can't fly? Prove you can!"
-Ricky Gervais

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FluffyScamp
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 5:15pm UTC

I really hate when people try and force their religion on me.
I'm not going to believe in air, I'm not going to believe that "God" put me where I am today, and I'm sure as heck not going to believe that everything happens for a reason. Because guess what? Sometimes life just sucks, and all you "religious," people are just going to have to get over it.

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FluffyScamp
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 7:45pm UTC

I hate when people look up to me because I beat cancer.
I didn't do anything.
A "god" didn't do anything.
My doctors did everything,
so look up to them.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 10:14pm UTC

Atheist afterlife: F.uck yeah, I'm a skull. This kicks a.ss.

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celestialerror*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 9:12pm UTC

❝
"An Atheist On a Date"
I kissed a girl
wearing a cross
around her neck.
Her lips didn't taste
like church,
but her hips
felt like God.
I wonder what
her pastor would
have thought;
I wonder if that
cross around her neck
meant more to me
than it does to her.
❞

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 1:27pm UTC

Being an atheist is ok.
Being an atheist and shaming religion and spirituality as silly or not real is not ok.
Being a Christian is ok.
Being a homophobic, misogynistic, rllacist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not ok.
Being a reindeer is ok.
Bullying and excluding another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not ok.

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crazyshaelie
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 4:57pm UTC

"I regard the brain as a computer
which will stop working when it's components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy tale for people who are afraid of the dark."
- Stephen Hawking

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AEleanore
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 8:38pm UTC

Friend: what's your sxeual orientation?
Me: i'm a sxeual atheist.
Friend: what does that mean?
Me: i don't believe i'll ever get laid.

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