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The Quiet*
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October 21, 2013 6:45pm UTC
No one gets tired of loving, but everyone gets tired of waiting, assuming, hearing promises, saying sorry, and the hurting.

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DeathOfASon
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September 8, 2013 9:41am UTC
don't assume just because I'm mad I'm on my period.
Next time you're asleep I'll assume you're dead and bury you in the backyard.

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DuckRepairer
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June 8, 2013 2:30pm UTC
Boy: Hi
Girl: Hi
Boy: I like someone..
Girl: Who?!!
Boy: She looks just like you…
Girl: OMG! You like me? I like you too…
Boy: Oh no. I like your..sister
Moral: Assuming is the mother of all f.uck.ups

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Picklypickles*
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May 21, 2013 1:08pm UTC
Before you assume, there's a thing called asking.

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clearlytruthful
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February 14, 2013 10:51pm UTC
I'm assuming everyone knows about the guy challenge about righting the paragraph in the comments but I waiting to see how long it will be until every girl on witty has re posted it

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doublesidedice
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January 27, 2013 11:09am UTC
When you assume, you make an @$$ out of you and me.

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