So there was this one time in my history class. My teacher walked in excitedly with a huge smile on his face. This naturally made all of us nervous because we assumed he was happy because he was giving us a pop quiz. He walked to the front of the class and said "I've been waiting for this moment my entire teaching career," then he said, in a flawless Allan Rickman impersonation,
"Turn to page 394"
Best. Day. Ever.