So there was this one time in my history class. My teacher walked
in excitedly with a huge smile on his face. This naturally made
all of us nervous because we assumed he was happy because he was
giving us a pop quiz. He walked to the front of the class and
said "I've been waiting for this moment my entire
teaching career," then he said, in a flawless Allan Rickman
impersonation,
"Turn to page
394"
Best. Day. Ever.