Alcoholic Quotes

crimson24
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June 20, 2018 10:04pm UTC

it is really effing hard to break up with someone who is literally dying

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multifarious*
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January 26, 2015 12:10pm UTC

A drunkard is a dead man
And all dead men are drunk

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lautnerlover98
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January 19, 2014 3:16pm UTC

Time to kick that annoying drunk man out.

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elysian*
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June 30, 2013 2:25am UTC

2 am is for the poets who
can't sleep because their
minds are alve with words
for someone who's not there.
For the alcoholics drinking
themselves into amnesia to
forget someone who left.
2 am is not for the lovers
asleep in each other's arms.
It is for the lonely, the ones
who are in love with the loved
but are not loved in return
(L.S)

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FluffyScamp
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June 27, 2013 8:24pm UTC

I told my dad that he was drinking himself to death, his response?
"I don't care if I die, as long as I don't have to be around you guys anymore."
Thanks dad, for again, letting me down.

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softballxwin27
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June 27, 2013 8:13pm UTC

A giraffe walks into a bar, orders 6 vodkas and shame on you for expecting a punch line.
This giraffe needs help.

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Hale_Storm18
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June 25, 2013 3:17pm UTC

Friend: Hey, do you know a drinking game I could play by myself?
Me: Alcoholism?

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Alexwise
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January 24, 2013 5:44pm UTC

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

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