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1. musiclover1414
   posted a quote
   July 14, 2013 4:58am UTC
   I don't even need an alarm clock anymore...
   My family seem to wake me up easily...
   ....
   Too bad they don't have a snooze button...
   
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2. addictedtonutella
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2013 9:30pm UTC
   Alarm clock
   because every day should begin
   with a heart attack
   
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3. katherinexP
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2013 9:42pm UTC
   The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that it's my iPhone.
   
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4. Halo Angel1*
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2013 9:39pm UTC
   Poor alarm clocks. They get yelled at when they do their job right, and they get yelled at when they do their job wrong. They can't win.
   
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5. imaddicted
   posted a quote
   April 11, 2013 5:23pm UTC
   i love my bed...
   my alarm clock is jealous of that
   relationship.
   
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6. PotatoSalad
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2013 8:14pm UTC
   IN LOVING MEMORY
   OF
   SLEEP
   SO SUDDENLY
   TAKEN FROM US
   BY
   THE ALARM CLOCK
   
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