5thgrade Quotes

FreakingPip*
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March 16, 2014 6:15pm UTC

That moment when your brother (who is in 5th grade) eats healthier cereal than you...

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happiest*
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September 18, 2013 2:09pm UTC

*shuts off ur wifi* go ahead no one can hear u scream

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happiest*
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September 18, 2013 2:04pm UTC

Found a paper I wrote in 5th grade that I got an ‘f’ on.
My prompt was “Imagine you are sitting on a cloud, what would you do or see” I wrote, "I would see the ground as I fell because I would fall through it because in science you told us that clouds were just water mists."

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dancegurliee
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July 19, 2013 4:17pm UTC

when i was in 5th grade
we had this presentation on how your body changes when you get older and there was a doctor there to ask question and one girl forgot what bo.obs were called so she called them "human milkers"

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kristabff
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March 30, 2013 6:10pm UTC

I remember when I was in 5th grade
a girl came up to me and said, "I love your hair! I love the way it's so shiny and looks kind of wet-ish, it's cool!" I still can't tell if she was being sarcastic or if she actually digged the greasy look.

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EmilyLouise1212
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February 24, 2013 10:27pm UTC

Me Meeting my Bestfriend (WDM88)
*me reading twilight*
her: omg ive read that series like 3 times lol!
how many times have you read it?
me: im still on the cover page...
her: oh well what other books have you read
me:...there's other ones???
love you whiters<3

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