rock, paper, scissors.
i understand how scissors can beat paper,
and how rock can beat scissors, but there is
n | o || f | r | e | a | k | i | n | g || w | a | y
paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to
m a g i c a l l y wrap itself around rock and
leave it i m m o b i l e ? why the hell can't
paper do this to scissors? actually,
s c r e w s c i s s o r s ,
why can't paper do this to p e o p l e ?
why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook
paper constantly s u f f o c a t i n g students
while they're taking notes in class? i'll tell you why:
because paper can''t beat a n y b o d y . a rock can
tear that crap up in t w o s e c o n d s. when i play rock,
paper, scissors, i always choose rock. then when somebody
c l a i m s to have beaten me, i'll punch them in the face with my
c l e n c h e d f i s t and say, "oh, i'm sorry i thought your
paper would protect you."

**All mine dont tell me its not

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rock, paper, scissors. i understand how scissors can beat paper,

41 faves · 235 comments · Jun 29, 2009 5:49pm

kayaywhyelay · 1 decade ago
gimme a J (j) gimme an 0 (o) gimme a C (c) gimme a K (k) gimme an E (e) gimme an R (r)
what does that spell? [[your first name.]]
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xchocolateskittles · 1 decade ago
JOCKER JOCKER JOCKER JOCKER JOCKER JOCKER JOCKER
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briiannneeex3 · 1 decade ago
I FCKING SAW THIS 5 yrs AGO! ITS NOT YOURS. you shouldnt be rated highly for jocking, GET THE FCK OFFFFFFFFFFF WITTTTTY!
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tristansgirl · 1 decade ago
sk8trgrlxx3 and missTAYLORlautner!!!!
you guys are the only people who agree with me. spammin is retarded and iimmature. its the same exact thing as little kids yelling a single word over and over to get something they want. does it work? NO soo thxx you 2 mde my day lol
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beachbabe153 · 1 decade ago
jocker !!!
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missTAYLORlautner · 1 decade ago
haha thats funny like sk8trgrlxx3 said im laughin my a** off! i think its funny that she did it. and u ppl posting jocker 50 thousan times isnt gonna make her put down the quote. wow
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sk8trgrlxx3 · 1 decade ago
wow. okay you guys...i bet whoever made this quote just put "all mine dont tell me its not" just to have a frickin good time. i mean think about it...she's probably sitting here reading all of these gay comments and laughing her off. hmm...maybe ill do this. i mean really, what are you gonna do?! kick me out?! ill just make a new screenname. and how come when other ppl make this quote, you dont say "JOCKERJOCKERJOCKERJOCKERJOCKER!!!!!!!!" ....oh and also, dont frickin comment the same thing 50 BILLION times. its annoying. so, PB and J twister...keep making the quotes. you're a true witty member and you actually know how to have a damn good time. have fun laughing at all of these; i know i did(:
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luuuuuciaaaaa_x3 · 1 decade ago
jooockeerr
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innluvv23 · 1 decade ago
besides; this is a quote place. thgere's jockers all the time. get it? they won't stop, unless you leave them the A.L.O.N.E.! (:
the jocking won't stop people. really. let it go
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innluvv23 · 1 decade ago
okay guys, chill, really.
in the search box, type in; rock, paper, sissors.
you'll see that it's been 'jocked' a million times.
yeahh she said it was all hers nd it was completely stupid. but she just wants to see you get like this; get mad and call her a jocker. if you leave her alone, she'll realize that it's freakin stupid to jock, and it's not even the slitest bit cool, even though they think it's cool, nd they'll stop. kay? [x
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ilovehim331 · 1 decade ago
oh my fricken god. its a quote! who gives a s*h*i*t if they copied it. let them be, let them think they made it, its just a quote. you guys are the ones that need to get a life. and it's okay if ou tell them you've seen it before but it's not okay if you repost the same d*a*m thing 50 times!!!
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