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Allygirrrl111

Sorry I Can't Remember!

tristansgirl
posted a quote
October 18, 2009 9:10pm UTC

It's pretty weird...
One simple forward message:
"TODAY'S CLAIM A SEXY PERSON DAY
AND BABY, I OWN YOU"
can turn into an
( INSTANT DAY BRIGHTENER )

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tristansgirl
posted a quote
October 17, 2009 10:24pm UTC

One should rather die than be betrayed.
THERE | IS | NO | DECEIT | IN | DEATH
It delivers precisely what it has promised
Betrayal, though…
Betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope

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tristansgirl
posted a quote
October 8, 2009 6:34pm UTC

TOP 8 REASONS TO DATE A ROWER:
1. We know how to control the slide with a good rhythm
2. We're used to working with a long, hard shaft
3. We know how to stroke it
4. The only place we catch crabs is on the water
5. We follow the two rules to everything in life - faster and harder
6. We go in hard & come out wet
7. We love 2 wear spandex
8. We always finish hard & strong

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tristansgirl
posted a quote
October 5, 2009 8:26pm UTC

Umm… sorry?
I didn’t think you would ever like me…
But I moved on, you should too.

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tristansgirl
posted a quote
October 4, 2009 8:42pm UTC

.
Time passes, people move,
like a river's flow, it never ends...
A child's mind turns to noble ambition,
young love will become deep affection...
the clear water's surface reflects growth...

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tristansgirl
posted a quote
October 2, 2009 9:38pm UTC

You're confusing me...
You say you like me....
you don't act like it though...

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tristansgirl
posted a quote
September 27, 2009 10:20am UTC

YOU.ARE.ABOVE.THAT
i t ' s t i m e t o m o v e o n

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tristansgirl
posted a quote
September 22, 2009 9:42pm UTC

Three years too long...
one relationship too short... or non-existent.

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tristansgirl
posted a quote
September 21, 2009 10:48pm UTC

My best friend?
Of course you like her.
How come I thought
that you were different?
Boys are all the same.

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tristansgirl
posted a quote
September 21, 2009 8:15pm UTC

We're
Jammin'

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tristansgirl
posted a quote
September 19, 2009 6:27pm UTC

Our song is the slamming locker door,
Laughin’ out loud, chatting in the hallway,
When we're at the game, and sippin’ Cokes,
'Cause it's hot and we just wanna chill.

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tristansgirl
posted a quote
September 19, 2009 5:08pm UTC

I was a dreamer before you went
& let me down, now it’s too late
for || you || and || your
white horse

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tristansgirl
posted a quote
September 17, 2009 10:29pm UTC

I listen to the same songs over and over,
the same thoughts are running through my head,
memories are on repeat in my head...
Stop leading me on

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tristansgirl
posted a quote
September 17, 2009 7:51pm UTC

These days, nothing seems right anymore,
‘CAUSE YOU’RE NOT HERE

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tristansgirl
posted a quote
September 16, 2009 9:29pm UTC

So throw your hands up, and
open your mouth, time for a
Screechfest