TOP 8 REASONS TO DATE A ROWER:
1. We know
how to control the slide with a good rhythm
2. We're used
to working with a long, hard shaft
3. We know
how to stroke it
4. The only
place we catch crabs is on the water
5. We follow
the two rules to everything in life - faster and harder
6. We go in
hard & come out wet
7. We love 2
wear spandex
8. We always
finish hard & strong
