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WayneSocker10

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Member Since: 14 Feb 2009 09:05pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

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Livin' Life.
  1. WayneSocker10 WayneSocker10
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2010 12:13pm UTC
    Anyone Else Find It Funny,
    The store BJ's , Is on Hard Rd.
    Mine:)

  2. WayneSocker10 WayneSocker10
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2009 1:09pm UTC
    Llama: Carl! There is a dead human in our house!
    Carl: Oh..hey..how did he get here?
    Llama: Caaaaarl! What did you dooo?
    Carl: Me? uh..I didnt do this!
    Llama: Explained what happened Carl!
    Carl: I've never seen him before in my life!
    Llama: Why did you kill this person Carl?
    Carl: I do not kill people..that is my least favourite thing to do..
    Llama: Tell me Carl, exactly what you were doing before I came home.
    Carl: Alright..well, I was upstairs..
    Llama: Okay?
    Carl: I was uh..sitting in my room...
    Llama: Yes..?
    Carl: Reading a book..
    Llama: Go on...
    Carl: And, uh... well this guy walked in...
    Llama: Okay?
    Carl: So I went up to him..
    Llama: Yes...
    Carl: And I..I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
    Llama: Caaaaaaaaarl! That kills people!!
    Carl: Oh, well, I didnt know that.
    Llama: How could you not know that!
    Carl: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I suck!
    Llama: What happened to his hands?
    Carl: What's that?
    Llama: His hands. Why-why are they missing?
    Carl: Well, I kind of um, cooked them up. And ate them.
    Llama: Caaaaaaaaaarrrll!!!
    Carl: I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave hands...
    Llama: Why on earth would you do that?
    Carl: I was hungry for hands! Gimmie a break!
    Llama: Caaaaaaarl!!!
    Carl: My stomach was making the rumblies...
    Llama: Caaarl!
    Carl: That only hands could satisfy!
    Llama: What is wrong with you Carl!
    Carl: Well, I kill people and I eat hands, thats two things!
    Llamas with Hats.
    Watch it.
    On.
    Youtube.com

  3. WayneSocker10 WayneSocker10
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2009 8:07pm UTC
    Me: RACHELLE HELP!!!!!!
    Rachelle: What???
    Me: The giant came back and he wants to be....
    Rachelle: What???
    Me: FRIENDS!!!!!!!
    Rachelle: OMG NO WAY!!!!!!
    Me: I KNOW!!!!!!
    (Gulp)
    Me: AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Rachelle: What?
    Me HE ATE ME!!!!!!!!
    Rachelle: I'll get the napkins!!!!
    Friends: They Help You Clean Up The Mess
    TRUE STORY

  4. WayneSocker10 WayneSocker10
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2009 10:36pm UTC
    Lessons can be taught,
    but it's the student who chooses to learn them.
    Kind of like others but with my little twist.

  5. WayneSocker10 WayneSocker10
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2009 10:16pm UTC
    Life's like a box of Chocolates,
    you don't know what your gunna get.
    -Forest Gump

  6. WayneSocker10 WayneSocker10
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 1:06pm UTC
    My friends are so great....
    that if the house was burning down,they would
    be making smores and singing "Burn Baby Burn!"

  7. WayneSocker10 WayneSocker10
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2009 11:17am UTC
    Things happen in life....
    you just have to find a way to move on.
    Spoken through experience.

  8. WayneSocker10 WayneSocker10
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2009 8:57pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. WayneSocker10 WayneSocker10
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2009 11:00am UTC
    Where did I go wrong,
    I lost a friend.
    Somewhere along in the bitterness and,
    I would have stayed up with you all night.
    Had I known how to save a life.

  10. WayneSocker10 WayneSocker10
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2009 10:23pm UTC
    Penisland the best place on Earth!
    Really pronounced pen island!
    [+] if you have a sick mind
    [-] if you don't
    this is by soccerluvbug3

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