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I Get High
on the trampoline

I Drink
kool-aid

I Smoke
my dad in scrabble

I Use Protection
when i ride my bike

I Murder People
on Call Of Duty

I Thrust
my sword when i dress up

I was Knocked Up
but then he threw me back down.

I Make Babies
on Sims3

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