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kiki_eff_babii

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Member Since: 2 Feb 2009 05:47pm

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  1. kiki_eff_babii kiki_eff_babii
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2009 12:54pm UTC
    You're a Jerk

  2. kiki_eff_babii kiki_eff_babii
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2009 4:27pm UTC
    what starts with a F and ends in uck?
    firetruck(:
    What starts with p and ends in orn?
    popcorn(:
    What starts with S and ends in ex?
    spandex(:
    what were you thinking?
    not mine(:

  3. kiki_eff_babii kiki_eff_babii
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2009 4:13pm UTC
    If.:.I.:.Only.:.Got.:.One.:.Shot.:.To.:.Win.:.You.:.
    [ then just called me Jordan 4th quarter in 92' ]
    last chance-ginuwine.
    love this song(:

  4. kiki_eff_babii kiki_eff_babii
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2009 4:05pm UTC
    due to the fact::
    that michael jackson is 99% plastic,
    he will be melted down into lego blocks.
    So little kids can play with him for once.
    got it in a txt 2 day(:
    no offence 2 m.j
    i felt rele bad.

  5. kiki_eff_babii kiki_eff_babii
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2009 7:55pm UTC
    HowDoYouKeepABlondeBusy?
    put her in a circular room
    and tell her to sit in a corner.
    ahah
    some 1 told me this today(:
    found it funny
    prob on here
    no offense 2 blondes.
    cuz a blonde told me it.

  6. kiki_eff_babii kiki_eff_babii
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2009 7:54pm UTC
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  7. kiki_eff_babii kiki_eff_babii
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    June 9, 2009 2:52pm UTC
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  8. kiki_eff_babii kiki_eff_babii
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2009 8:53pm UTC
    Every time I turn around
    Something don't feel right
    I might be paranoid
    I'm avoiding the lines cause they just might split
    Can someone stop the noise?
    I don't know what it is,
    But it just don't fit
    I'm paranoid
    I take the necessary steps
    To get some air into my chest
    Can't get the thought inside my head
    I'm still freaking out
    That's why my ex is still my ex
    I never trust a word she says
    I'm runnin' all the background checks
    And she's freaking out
    Every time I turn around, something's just not right
    Might be paranoid
    I'm avoiding the lines cause they just might split
    Can someone stop the noise?
    I don't know what it is
    But it just don't fit
    Consider me destroyed
    I don't know how to act cause I lost my head
    I must be paranoid
    I never thought it would come to this
    I'm paranoid
    paranoid-jonas bros

  9. kiki_eff_babii kiki_eff_babii
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2009 8:42pm UTC
    I'm heading wherever you're going
    And I mean that from my heart
    And if you'll see that I've been there from the start
    I'm not walking away, not talking just to say
    Your pain's my pain and your game's my game
    My heart's your heart
    My love is your love
    But I'm not okay unless you're okay.
    And my mind is your mind
    My soul is your soul
    And I'm not okay unless you're okay.
    I wanna be right here to make sure your tears don't form a river
    I'm gonna be right here until your vision becomes clearer
    I aint sleepin', I'm not eating until the rain dies out of the change
    im not okay-the dream (:
    made another one i.k

  10. kiki_eff_babii kiki_eff_babii
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2009 8:27pm UTC
    ¿How Could Be So Dr. Evil?
    kanye west-heartless

  11. kiki_eff_babii kiki_eff_babii
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2009 8:17pm UTC
    It's too big, it's too wide
    It's too strong, it won't fit
    It's too much, it's too tough
    He talk like this 'cause he can back it up
    He got a big ego, such a huge ego
    I love his big ego, it's too much
    He walk like this 'cause he can back it up
    ego-beyonce

  12. kiki_eff_babii kiki_eff_babii
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2009 8:13pm UTC
    Don't be a baby
    Remember what you told me
    Shut up and put your money where your mouth is
    That's what you get for waking up in Vegas
    Get up and shake the glitter off your clothes, now
    That's what you get for waking up in Vegas
    waking up in vegas-katy perry(:

  13. kiki_eff_babii kiki_eff_babii
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2009 8:06pm UTC
    Remember those walls I built
    Well, baby they're tumbling down
    And they didn't even put up a fight
    They didn't even make up a sound
    I found a way to let you in
    But I never really had a doubt
    Standing in the light of your halo
    I got my angel now
    It's like I've been awakened
    Every rule I had you breakin'
    It's the risk that I'm takin'
    I ain't never gonna shut you out
    Everywhere I'm looking now
    I'm surrounded by your embrace
    Baby I can see your halo
    You know you're my saving grace
    You're everything I need and more
    It's written all over your face
    Baby I can feel your halo
    Pray it won't fade away
    halo-beyonce(:
    i take request(:

  14. kiki_eff_babii kiki_eff_babii
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2009 7:57pm UTC
    My heart's your heart
    My love is your love
    But I'm not okay unless you're okay.
    And my mind is your mind
    My soul is your soul
    And I'm not okay unless you're okay.
    im not okay unless your okay- the dream(:

  15. kiki_eff_babii kiki_eff_babii
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2009 7:43pm UTC
    My eyes are open wide
    By the way I made it through the day
    I watch the world outside
    By the way I'm leaving out today
    second chance <3
    havnt done this stuff in awhile. makin more(:
    cheak em out
    i take requests

  16. kiki_eff_babii kiki_eff_babii
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2009 8:48pm UTC
    *random school quiz*
    SCHOOL'S NEARLY OVER!
    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE IN THE PAST SCHOOL YEAR?
    HAVE YOU…
    skipped class? kidna in a wayyy
    liked a guy? of course
    kissed someone at school? nope!
    hugged someone at school? all the timmee
    gotten a detention? no; i would die if i did
    cried in school? nopeee(:
    made new friends? nope!
    been to a pep rally? not the bst one
    been to any school-sports games? of course we wivee for emm
    fought with a teacher? haha, just a lil bitt
    got a 100% on a test? yea aloot
    walked to school? oooo no
    drove to school? one more year(:
    gotten dropped off at school? yes
    heard a rumor about yourself? yea allot
    missed school when you weren’t sick? nope
    failed a test? no; not tecnically
    made up some lame excuse for homework not being done? yea
    the teacher believed your lame excuse? nope not even close
    crushed on a teacher? r u insane
    hit on a teacher? R U INSANE
    hate a teacher? u kno it
    been on student council? o nooo
    been in a club? nope
    gotten an award? yes... welll a stupid onee
    fallen asleep in school? millions of times
    gotten in trouble for falling asleep in class? of course
    had your phone go off in class? no
    had your phone taken away? nope(:
    lied to a teacher? who doesnt
    laughed so hard you cried in class? all the timee
    eaten lunch in the bathroom? no...thats jsut a disease waiting 2 happen
    liked your yearbook picture? yea
    missed more than a week at once of school? nope
    enjoyed school? one timme
    been excited for summer? OH YEA! (: SINCE THE SECOND DAY OF SCHOOL
    had to go summer school? nahhhhh
    gotten a summer job? no..unless thats school

  17. kiki_eff_babii kiki_eff_babii
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2009 3:13pm UTC
    Kierra(:

  18. kiki_eff_babii kiki_eff_babii
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2009 5:54pm UTC
    [x] Gotten a referral
    [x]Gotten detention
    [x]Gotten your cell phone/ipod taken away
    [ ]Gotten suspended
    [x]Gotten caught chewing gum during class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 4
    [x]Gotten late to a class more than 10 times
    [x] Didnt do homework over 5 times
    [x] Returned at least 2 projects in late
    TOTAL SO FAR: 7
    [x] Missed school cause you felt like it
    [x]skipped class at least 1 time
    [x] laughed so hard you got kicked out of class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 10
    [x] Texted people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    TOTAL SO FAR: 14
    [x] Went on myspace, friendster , xanga , etc on the computer at school
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called people during school hours
    [x] Listened to an ipodcd player/mp3 during class
    [x] Hit a teacher or student with a textbook
    TOTAL SO FAR: 19
    [x] threw something at the teacher ( i missed)
    [x] Went outside the class room without permission
    [x] Broke the dress code
    [ ] Failed a class,not a grade,a class
    [x] Ate food during class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 23
    [x] Gotten a call home
    [ ] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved bad
    [x] Didnt take your stuff to school
    [ ] Gotten a detention and didnt go
    [x] Used passes from other days/Or made fake pass
    [x] cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
    TOTAL SO FAR: 27
    [x] Slept in class ( all the time))
    [x] Played basketball with paper balls using the trash can as a basket
    [x] Threatened a teacher/(told off a teacher)
    [x] Felt hungry during class and went home to eat
    [x] Treat the teacher as invisible
    TOTAL: 32
    Multiply your total by 100: 3200
    Divide that by 36: basically 89%
    That is the % teachers hate you in school.

  19. kiki_eff_babii kiki_eff_babii
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2009 3:48pm UTC
    Natural Hair Color:
    (x] Brown - $100
    [ ] Blonde - $50
    [ ] Black - $15
    [ ] Bald - $5
    [ ] Other-$75
    Total: $100
    Eye Color:
    [x] Brown - $50
    [ ] Green - $75
    [] Blue $150
    [ ] Hazel $100
    [ ] Other - $15
    Total so far: $150
    Height:
    [ ] Over 7′ - $200
    [ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    [ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    [x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    [ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    [ ] Under 5′4 - $95
    Total so far: $225
    Age:
    [ ] 50 to 56 - $175
    [ ] 46 to 50 - $150
    [ ] 41 to 45 - $125
    [ ] 31 to 40 - $100
    [ ] 26 to 30 - $75
    [ ] 21 to 25 - $50
    [ ] 19 to 20 - $25
    [a] 0 to 18 - $100
    Total so far: $325
    Birth Order:
    [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
    [ ] First Born - $320
    [x] Only Child - $250
    [ ] second born - $150
    [ ] Middle child - $100
    [] Last Born - $100
    [ ] third born - $550
    [ ] fourth born - $300
    [ ] fifth born - $400
    [ ] sixth born -$215
    Total so far: $575
    Drink?
    [ ] I did like once - $400
    [ ] Only Holidays - $250
    [ ] Sometimes - $215
    [ ] YES - $200
    [ ] only weekends - $300
    [ ] Every other day - $50
    [ ] Once a day - $15
    [ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
    [a] No - $600
    Total so far: $1,175
    Shoe Size:
    [ ] 13+ - $300
    [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
    [ ] 11 to 12 - $400
    [x ] 7 to 10 - $500
    [ ] Under 7- $450
    Total so far: $1,675
    Favorite Colors (two):
    [ ] Green-$750
    [ x] Red - $600
    [ ] Black - $100
    [ ] Yellow -$475
    [ ] Brown - $300
    [] Purple - $225
    [ ] White - $400
    [ ] Aqua - $350
    [ ] Orange - $300
    [ ] Blue - $300
    [] Pink/Hot pink - $100
    [x ] Other - $500
    Total so far: $2,775
    Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
    [ ] Yes $0
    [x] Nope-$1,000
    [] some- $750
    TOTAL MONEY : $3775

  20. kiki_eff_babii kiki_eff_babii
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2009 5:13pm UTC
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