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What's the difference between a nail and a pregnant lady?
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------->a nail can be unscrewed<-------



heard this in math yesterday.
started cracking up
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109 faves · 7 comments · Jun 17, 2009 4:53pm

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xoconversexluvox · 1 decade ago
tell me mr. f said ht and i will hol dit against him forever XD
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sumMxsuMMerxpr0sx3 · 1 decade ago
u heard this in MATH?
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lovablebananaz · 1 decade ago
yea guys u can't screw a nail there for u can't unscrew a nail
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xbittersweet · 1 decade ago
I nail CAN be unscrewed!
these people take things to literal.
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lovepeacemusic43 · 1 decade ago
ya i agree you can't screw a nail, just a screw!
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icheer526 · 1 decade ago
woaah, i was gonna say the same thing as the person below me...but now i guess i don't hafta...so yeeah, !
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lialove101474 · 1 decade ago
u cant ummm screw a nail? u screw a screw and hammer a nail in...nice twy tho
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