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i think i'm quitting witty now.
yeah, i am. bye.

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posted a quote
July 16, 2009 9:59pm UTC

"I told myself to forget about you, but I can't keep you from sneaking back into my mind.
maybe we were meant to be<33"
fade by fadesensationx3. thanks! my quoteee. again

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posted a quote
July 15, 2009 8:48pm UTC

I told him, "you don't need me, you can find always find a better fish in the sea." then he said,
"it's funny how wrong you are </3"
true story(: fade to fabulousfades! thank you(:

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posted a quote
July 6, 2009 5:04pm UTC

I think best friends are the ones who have been
through what you've been through. They under-
stand where you're coming from and where you
are going. It's always a challenge to stick by a
friend who's making choices we don't agree with
and are sometimes even dangerous, but it's all
these times that our best friends needs us most
'
credit to fadesforyouxrawr for this fade.(:
this is such a cute quote - not mine.

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posted a quote
July 6, 2009 4:45pm UTC

type here
Asking if I love you is like asking what color the sky is.
i t s p r e t t y o b v i o u s .
credit to Dreamless_Stars for the fade (:

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posted a quote
July 5, 2009 3:20pm UTC

letters start with ABC
numbers start with 123
songs start with do-re-mi
but love starts with
you & me
quote from iconator && fade from fadesforyouxRAWR
so nothing is really mine loll. i edited it?

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posted a quote
June 25, 2009 12:29pm UTC

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.
After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude,
the captain made an announcement over the
intercom,"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your
captain speaking. Welcome to Flight number
293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles.
The weather head is good and, therefore,
we should have a smooth and uneventful
flight. Now sit back and relax...OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed, and after a few minutes,
the captain came back on the intercom and
said,"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry
if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to
you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled
a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should
see the front of my pants!" A passenger in
Business class yelled, "That's nothing. You
should see the back of mine!"
hahahhahah this is worth reading <33
( he peed, get it?)

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posted a quote
June 24, 2009 1:53pm UTC

And now we're left here, two seperate paths. you'll take yours and I'll take mine.
We're left with broken hearts, growing older, and
growing apart

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posted a quote
June 23, 2009 2:50pm UTC

I won't hesitate no more
no more it cannot wait, I'm yours <33

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posted a quote
June 23, 2009 2:41pm UTC

I was talking about love
what were you talking about..?

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posted a quote
June 23, 2009 3:11am UTC

I have a smile on my face life is going great(:
--minee. what kind of quote this is? idk lol

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posted a quote
June 23, 2009 3:03am UTC

sometimes you get tired of people playing with your
heart, so when you finally have enough you learn to drop that guy
and move on.

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posted a quote
June 21, 2009 12:11pm UTC

TELL ME YOU LOVE ME
because i just might say,
i love you back.
...okay. I defiantly will (:

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posted a quote
June 20, 2009 1:41pm UTC

Thisisthestoryofagirl
who cried a river and drowned the whole
took forever

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posted a quote
June 17, 2009 1:56pm UTC

e d w a r d c u l l e n :
"LOOK AFTER MY HEART,
i l e f t i t w i t h y o u."

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posted a quote
June 17, 2009 1:30pm UTC

I LOVE EDWARD
not because he's beautiful or because he's rich,
I'd much rather he weren't either one.
it would even out the gap between us just a little, because he'd still be the
most loving, unselfish, brilliant, decent person I've ever met.
Of course, I love him. How hard is that to understand?
+ b e l l a s w a n
this explains everything about Edward Cullen.
how can you not love him?

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posted a quote
June 13, 2009 3:28pm UTC

" I had two thousand tons of man on me.
So much man boob on me."
-Rob Dyredk
loll rob&big.

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posted a quote
June 13, 2009 1:11am UTC

THE WISE WORDS OF STEVE URKEL:
“THISBAGBROKEMYFALL
a n d m y f a l l b r o k e y o u r b a g . . ”
woww. i could not format this AT ALL.
you wouldnt even let me put it in the middle.
this is messed up. :/

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posted a quote
June 12, 2009 10:12am UTC

One day...
A little boy went up to his dad and said,
"dad, is god male or female?"
His dad replied, "both son, god is both."
So the boy went away and thought about this,
and then he came back and asked, "dad, is god black or white?"
His dad replied, "both son, god is both."
So the boy goes away again, and thinks about this too,
then he come back and asks another question.
"Dad, does god love children?"
"Yes son, god loves all children," the dad said.
"Dad, is Michael Jackson god?"
formatting isn't working. :/

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posted a quote
June 4, 2009 9:50pm UTC

THE WISE WORDS OF DADDY:
"ARE YOU ON CRACK?!"
. b e c a u s e . y o u ' r e . w a c k .
hahaha, my dad said that to me, over and over.
pfttt. gotta love him (:

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posted a quote
May 28, 2009 6:01pm UTC

how do you make Taylor Swift cry?
x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x
Tell Her A Love Story.
haha, you know the joke "how do you make lady gaga cry?" this is my version </3

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