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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.
After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude,
the captain made an announcement over the
intercom,"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your
captain speaking. Welcome to Flight number
293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles.
The weather head is good and, therefore,
we should have a smooth and uneventful
flight. Now sit back and relax...OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed, and after a few minutes,
the captain came back on the intercom and
said,"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry
if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to
you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled
a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should
see the front of my pants!" A passenger in
Business class yelled, "That's nothing. You
should see the back of mine!"


hahahhahah this is worth reading <33 
( he peed, get it?)
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c777jackie · 1 decade ago
lol the other comment made me laugh :) lolz
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krstinaa · 1 decade ago
actually, it sounds more like he craped himself.
backk..butt..
yeh=]
funny thoe !
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