And thus God said unto Abraham,
"Abraham."
And Abraham replied,
"What."
God said to John "Come
forth and recieve eternal life."
But John came fifth and won
a toaster.
And Judas approached the
rabbis and Pharisees
saying,
"The one whom I kiss is
the one you seek."
To which they responded
"Gay."
And thus God made Eve, and
she was Bammin' Slammin bootylicious.
See you all in
hell.
