SCENE: We are about to die.
Falling off a 10 story building. My fingers are slipping slowly
one by one.
Confession time. Confessions are made.
HIM: OK OK OK before we fall to our death... I would like to say
that one time I used the bathroom and didn't wash my hands
because I was too lazy too!!! And... I admit... I listen to Spice
Girls.... (I KNEW IT!!!!)
ME: !!!! WELL.... ONCE I used your toothbrush to wipe dog poop of
my shoe...
HIM: ........ WAIT... (TRYING TO PROCESS INFO I JUST SAID)
WHAAAAAAAAAAAA.......
END SCENE: We both die...
