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Mix it up a little. Text a random phone
number the following msg: "The fat
one won't fit into the woodchipper.
What do you want me to do?"

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Mix it up a little. Text a random phonenumber the following msg:

20 faves · 3 comments · Oct 19, 2014 7:48pm

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Heartless17* · 9 years ago
i like saying "I hid the body... Now what?" It's way cliche, but oh so funny. And you can always tell what kind of person they are, based off how they respond.
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*Go Down Fighting* · 9 years ago
My friend texted his father using that line once off someone else's phone so they wouldn't recognize the number... his father ended up calling the police while we were all just sitting there laughing our heads off
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Heartless17* · 9 years ago
omg! xD
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