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two scientists walk into a bar and the first one says "I'll have some H20 please"

and the second scientist says "I'll take a glass of water as well. Why did you say H20 instead of water? Like I know its the end of the day and all but you really don't need to overcomplicate things like that outside of the lab"

the first scientist stares at his drink, furious that his assassination plan has failed.
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12 faves · 1 comments · Oct 15, 2014 8:02pm

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I cannot even express the degree to which I love this joke.
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