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Member Since: 29 Oct 2013 10:52pm

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Dean Parker
16 years old
I play football and lax
Norcal whatup
New here, need help
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  1. dean14 dean14
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 12:23am UTC
    Wreckingball, by
    Their generation:
    Bruce Springsteen
    Our generation:
    Miley Cyrus
    This is a problem.

  2. dean14 dean14
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 2:20am UTC
    Peeta Mellark: See Katniss, the way the whole "friend" thing works is that you have to tell each other the deep stuff.
    Katniss Everdeen: The deep stuff?
    Peeta Mellark: Yeah.
    Katniss Everdeen: Like what?
    Peeta Mellark: Like... what's your favorite color?
    Katniss Everdeen: Oh, now you've stepped over the line.

  3. dean14 dean14
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    Feelings during school:
    No.

  4. dean14 dean14
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 12:36am UTC
    Am I the only one who didn't try in middle school and got straight A's and now in high school I need six tutors, three textbooks per class, Einstien as my seventh tutor and teacher help to manage a B- average like what magic did I use in middle school

  5. dean14 dean14
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 11:02pm UTC
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  6. dean14 dean14
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 10:44pm UTC
    Me during a test:
    Okay I'm going to get an A+ on this history test I can feel it.
    Wait what's the date.
    I need to know the date or I can't start the test.
    Okay whatever first question.
    Analyze the international and domestic events, interests, and philosophies that prompted attacks on civil liberties, including the Palmer Raids, Marcus Garvey’s “back­ to-Africa” movement, the Ku Klux Klan, immigration quotas and the responses of organizations such as the American Civil Liberties Union, the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, and the Anti-Defamation League to those attacks.
    What. The. Fu//ck.
    This isn't even english.
    Stop. Tapping. Your. Freaking. FOOT.
    Holy goodness gracious 50 questions for one test.
    I think I might kill myself.
    Starships were meant to fly hot damn the girl next to me is hot.
    Wait Thanksgiving Break is in 18 days.
    Okay C sounds right.
    Wait I just had four C's before #13 I guess I'll put...D?
    Wait you are not finished like what.
    Okay lets put C, A, D, A, D, A, C, A, C, D, where are all the B's????
    I hate this.
    Okay everything looks right lets just get this out of my face.
    Okay I'm going to "read" now and "not go on my phone", mkay?
    That was horrible.
    I hate this class.
    Wait I forgot the date.
    SHlT.

  7. dean14 dean14
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 9:05pm UTC
    But actually though wouldn't being a dog be awesome there would be no girlfriend problems and I could sleep in the warmth of people beds and eat all day and occasionally lick faces of cute girls.

  8. dean14 dean14
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    "Close you eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by."

  9. dean14 dean14
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 12:24am UTC
    My daily thoughts:
    What the f/uck.
    Oh my god.
    Shut up.
    How about no.
    What is wrong with you.
    Kill myself.
    I hate you.
    Stop.
    So, we're not doing that.
    Exercise is for people who try.
    Pipe the f/uck down.
    I can't even like no.
    Yea-No.
    You're stupid.
    No.

  10. dean14 dean14
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 12:03am UTC
    what cats eat: a piece of cat food.
    what dogs eat: dog food, dog dish, cat dish, fish bowl, couch, front door, half of New York, the Great Wall of China and three socks.

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