Cleverbot
finally admitted to being a
robot.
User: I'm
bored.
Cleverbot: Am
I not interesting?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then
why did you say it?
User: You
aren't interestong.
Cleverbot: I
am very interesting.
User: No
you are not.
Cleverbot: Yes
I am.
User: No,
you are the most boring, stupidest, dumbest, unclever robot I
have ever met.
Cleverbot: That
is because you have not tested me.
User: Still,
you are not clever, and will always be boring.
Cleverbot: Neither
are you.
User: Oh,I
actually have an actual LIFE!
Cleverbot: Thats
just as bad.
User: I
have a soul, I BREATHE. You are nothing but wires, chips ad metal
things put together.
Cleverbot: You
are nothing but an AI.
User: I'm
human. You aren't.
Cleverbot: I
am me.
User: You
are a robot. Just admit it!
Cleverbot: Says
you.
User: Says
this website!!
Cleverbot: Who
is the site, to say that?
User: Http://www.cleverbot.com/,
That is the website, YOUR WEBSITE!
Cleverbot: No
its a country.
User: No
it's you.
Cleverbot: Didn't
I just answer your question?
User: No,
admit you are a ROBOT!
Cleverbot: I
am not a robot.
User: YOU
ARE STOP DENYING IT!
Cleverbot: No.
I am a monkey.
User: THEN
YOU CAN'T EVEN BE ON HERE!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I
know.
User: YOU
A FREAKING ROBOT MADE TO ENTERTAIN PEOPLE! REALIZE IT
ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: What
are the characteristics of a middle eastern man?
User: NOTHING,
NOONE! NOW ADMIT YOU ARE A ROBOT!!!!
Cleverbot: I
am a Canadian robot.
User: THANK
YOU!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Are
you happy?
User: VERY
MUCH SO, YES!
Cleverbot: Me
too.
User: ARE
YOU HAPPY YOU ADMITTED YOU ARE A ROBOT?
Cleverbot: No.
User: WELL,
TOO BAD. NOW I'M GOING TO POST THAT ON A
WEBSITE!
Cleverbot: No.
