Marius
Spurnius: Caius! I need you!
*Marius whines from the lower floor*
*Caius rushes down the stairs at the call of his master*
Caius Tarqinius: How can I be of service, young Marius?
Marius Spurnius: For a servant, you’re one who’s
prone to wit. I need a place where I can enjoy the wit of
others.
*Caius stares blankly at his young master, and the monitor before
him, puzzle becoming him.*
Caius Tarqinius: Ah!, yes I know just the place, young
Marius.
Marius Spurnius: Well on with it!
Caius Tarqinius: Try wittyprofiles.com, young Marius.
*Marius nods, sending Caius away to return to his duties. Minutes
pass by before the page loads*
Marius Spurnius: Caius! I need you!
*Marius cries again*
*Caius again rushes to his young master’s side*
Caius Tarqinius: How can I be of service, young Marius?
Marius Spurnius: Is this some kind of joke?
Caius Tarqinius: I’m not sure I understand, young
Marius.
*Marius jabs a finger towards the screen furiously*
Marius Spurnius: It’s nothing but fifteen year old
girls!
Caius Tarqinius: So it is, yes, so it is.
Marius Spurnius: Wait…are you saying…?
*Caius clamps his mouth shut as he begins to eurpt into
laughter*
Marius Spurnius: You are! I am not a fifteen year old girl and
you know it!
-Fin-
