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Brother: If you have 4 apples and your friend takes 1  how many do you have left?
Me: 4, my friends don't take my food.
Sister: False, you don't eat apples you eat cake. (paints at stomach)This proves it.
Me: (lifts shirt)THIS PROVES NOTHING!!!
 (Walks away)
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Brother: If you have 4 apples and your friend takes 1 how many

3 faves · Apr 20, 2014 9:23pm

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